Crash

[Jecs]

ok, Saturday night i walked out from the pizza shop after ordering some food. i was waiting outside looking at this scumming mum wearing matching pink track suit pants and jacket jump into her car from the bottle-o. she's starts up her car, does a head check, the normal procedure. but instead of taking off normally, she puts her foot to the floor, comes out with the tyres spinning, through her lane and over the median strip and straight into a poll.

run over make sure she's ok. get there and she puts it into reverse and im like wtf? gets back on the road with the front of her car all smashed up, blown driver side tyre and starts to drive. at this point i lost my sh*t cause my car was a few spots up. yelled at the b***h and told her to pull the F**K over. she pulls into a spot with half the ass still on the road and jumps out looking half tanked. this other guy comes over and looks at goes 'we'll put the spare on so you can get it home' goes to the boot pulls the spare and i asked him what the f**k he was doing, he goes 'putting the spare on' i said look at where the tyre is sitting, its pushed up into the guard. got on my knees looked under the car and she bent all the K-Frame.

she walks back wheelin the spare to the boot and i said 'here, let me do that' and all bitchy she goes 'NO! i can do it' so im thinking 'fine, f**k ya b*tch' she lifts the tyre up and she nearly falls straight on her ass but i quickly grab'd it off her and put it in her boot. i look down at my jacked and it was covered in oil, mud, grub, dirt sh*t and who knows what else. tried washing it 3 times and the huge stain wont come out. i have to go down to the police station tonight to give a statement. question is, this jacket cost me 80-90 dollars couple months back. can i be re-imbursed for it?


classic quotes by scummy mummy.

'this isnt even my car' << WTF?

'my drift celica wouldnt have crashed' << yes.. 'drift' celica..

'you have to push the accelerator all the way down to make it move'

'stop laughing, this isnt funny'

[minux]

Did you happen to buy this pizza in Norlane, Corio or Lara?

[Jecs]

they had the EPA blitz on saturday so i stayed in lara lol.

[666vt]

fuucken lol, lol, lol, lol dude.

[hsvpunk]

lol, good ol G town ay....
I would put her in the boot.

But back to your question abt the jacket, i dont think u can... im doubting she ahs got insurance.
Its just like at a crash scene... you may get some blood n what not on your clthes... are u really going to try get re-imbursed for that? since u were help them.

[DANNY8]

Were the police called? Did they breath test her for alcohol? When working, if I see someone pull up that looks drunk, I ring the cops and let them know. If they ARE drunk and have a prang on the way home I'd feel somewat responsible as I could have prevented it....I know that sounds funny coming from me, but while I'm working I have a responsibility to ensure everyone is safe, if something goes wrong while I'm there, I'm in the poo. I've only had a few drink drivers tho...2 I know were caught....one I see now riding his bushbike, the other I think went in the clink for a while coz he was already on a suspended license from DUI a few weeks earlier.

[Jecs]

Were the police called? Did they breath test her for alcohol? When working, if I see someone pull up that looks drunk, I ring the cops and let them know. If they ARE drunk and have a prang on the way home I'd feel somewat responsible as I could have prevented it....I know that sounds funny coming from me, but while I'm working I have a responsibility to ensure everyone is safe, if something goes wrong while I'm there, I'm in the poo. I've only had a few drink drivers tho...2 I know were caught....one I see now riding his bushbike, the other I think went in the clink for a while coz he was already on a suspended license from DUI a few weeks earlier.

cops were called by shop owners. i showed the officers the pole she hit, and showed them the pole was now un-safe. they took down my details and asked a few brief questions. they did a breath-o on her but i dont know if she was over. as soon as they were done with me i got my pizza and got the hell outta there. didnt need another canary of EPA

[88GreenVN]

Mate the jacket is lost. For being a good person and trying to help out.

Wish I had a Drift Celica that would'nt crash.....

[Emackulation]

Mate the jacket is lost. For being a good person and trying to help out.

Wish I had a Drift Celica that would'nt crash.....

Lmfao! I can't give rep to you because I have to spread it Well worth rep.

The jacket is lost son, next time just sit and laugh.

[SAV_117]

yeah nah u cant get your money back for that its gone what a crazy bitch though

[Reaper]

Hahaha thats' Geelong for you

Don't like your chances with the jacket either. You might have half a chance with the insurance company (if there is one).

Reaper

[VNexecutive]

lmao, is that the pizza joint at 6 ways? ahah ****er of a story

[andyman]

tried using brake clean on your stain as a last resort?,

[alien]

Put Napisan to the test? It's apparently meant to get those sort of stains out.

[social]

yes....napisan....the pink tub lmao:lol:

[Jecs]

lmao, is that the pizza joint at 6 ways? ahah ****er of a story

he's friends of the family, but he cant cook a pizza for sh*t that guy. was at the new pizza shop at centre way.

went to the cop shop after work. they asked me a few questions in regards to the accident, then they wrote it all up. at the end i asked the officer and she told me 'no' so if i see her car im slashing some tyres geelong style lmao jk

[sleek_vp]

ok, Saturday night i walked out from the pizza shop after ordering some food. i was waiting outside looking at this scumming mum wearing matching pink track suit pants and jacket jump into her car from the bottle-o. she's starts up her car, does a head check, the normal procedure. but instead of taking off normally, she puts her foot to the floor, comes out with the tyres spinning, through her lane and over the median strip and straight into a poll.

run over make sure she's ok. get there and she puts it into reverse and im like wtf? gets back on the road with the front of her car all smashed up, blown driver side tyre and starts to drive. at this point i lost my sh*t cause my car was a few spots up. yelled at the b***h and told her to pull the F**K over. she pulls into a spot with half the ass still on the road and jumps out looking half tanked. this other guy comes over and looks at goes 'we'll put the spare on so you can get it home' goes to the boot pulls the spare and i asked him what the f**k he was doing, he goes 'putting the spare on' i said look at where the tyre is sitting, its pushed up into the guard. got on my knees looked under the car and she bent all the K-Frame.

she walks back wheelin the spare to the boot and i said 'here, let me do that' and all bitchy she goes 'NO! i can do it' so im thinking 'fine, f**k ya b*tch' she lifts the tyre up and she nearly falls straight on her ass but i quickly grab'd it off her and put it in her boot. i look down at my jacked and it was covered in oil, mud, grub, dirt sh*t and who knows what else. tried washing it 3 times and the huge stain wont come out. i have to go down to the police station tonight to give a statement. question is, this jacket cost me 80-90 dollars couple months back. can i be re-imbursed for it?


classic quotes by scummy mummy.

'this isnt even my car' << WTF?

'my drift celica wouldnt have crashed' << yes.. 'drift' celica..

'you have to push the accelerator all the way down to make it move'

'stop laughing, this isnt funny'

and the sad thing is these people breed

[Jecs]

oh and on another note, i asked the cop and she was over the limit.

[Morton]

What an AWESOME story. SO sorry to hear about the jacket. It died an honourable death.

This story made my morning though. Thankyou

[calaiscruzer]

Care to enlighten us about the geelong EPA goings on?

[Jecs]

Care to enlighten us about the geelong EPA goings on?

well, if you have changed your exhaust tips, stay outta geelong lol. minux got pulled over 3 time's.

[calaiscruzer]

wtf? thats tight
and minux's car! they got balls

[Jo3_Blo]

W.T.F.

Wouldn't you have felt like slapping her in the face?

What a dumb bitch.

What a ****er of a story, haha. Gold.

Too bad about the jacket though, next time you see a rat-bag like her, don't bother.