random jokes

[Zuicider]

a pedophile and a little girl are walking in the woods and the little girl said 'these woods sure are scary at night mister'
and the pedophile said 'your scared? I have to walk back alone.'


Video games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music. - Kristian Wilson, CEO at Nintendo Gaming Corporation Inc.

[Jared91]

hahaha good one like the second one