Noodle dick?

[Cheap6]

Apologies to anyone easily offended but I though this was hilarious:

Man caught with penis in pasta jar ... near Nobbys Beach

[Emackulation]

LOL'd. Man some people like pasta....allot.

[minux]

LMAO

Seriously though, offensive behaviour? I find two same sex people kissing in public just as offensive, the dude was in his car, clearly no one could see what he was doing(as disturbing as it is) so whats the problem?

Clearly police must need more revenue lol.

[LightningVP]

"with a top speed of just 20 km/h" That's some serious car chase

[Cheap6]

They thought that he had a 'weapon'. (Maybe he did).

I wonder if the dog liked the sauce too.

Do you think it was the Creamy Mushroom sauce?

[Tom_1569]

They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

LOLERWTF!!!!!

This had me in tears, and everyone is staring at me trying to figure out what is so funny.

[hsvpunk]

oh no Dolimio grin

[LightningVP]

LOLERWTF!!!!!

This had me in tears, and everyone is staring at me trying to figure out what is so funny.

I take it your sitting in an office building with 100 people staring at you

[Tom_1569]

I take it your sitting in an office building with 100 people staring at you

TAFE Class, with about 15 people looking at me, not sure if its caus I was laughing so hard, or the fact I was trying out the Pasta Jar

[LightningVP]

TAFE Class, with about 15 people looking at me, not sure if its caus I was laughing so hard, or the fact I was trying out the Pasta Jar

Recommend any particular flavour?

[TVR-190]

i think hes at T.A.F.E if i remember right.

regarding the article:
WTF

[vy_storm]

"Caution, this pasta sauce may contain traces of nuts"