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    Exclamation How to Spell like an Australian

    Ok since American spelling seems to be increasingly creeping into the everyday english of australians (due to media, movies etc from America) heres a rough guide of how to stay patriotic for Australia day!

    -OUR (as opposed to -or in America)

    eg. Colour, Flavour, Honour, Armour

    -RE (as opposed to -er in America)

    eg. Centre, Lustre, Metre (as in a unit length, a device which measures something is spelt meter eg. voltmeter)

    -ISE or -YSE (as opposed to -ize or -yze in America NB: sometimes interchanged anyway)

    eg. Minimise, organise, realise, analyse, paralyse

    Other things include

    MOULD not mold (and the like)

    TYRE not tire

    and most importantly: MUM!!!! not Mom!!!!!!!

    added: ARSE not ass


    The full list is on wikipedia:

    American and British English spelling differences - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Have a good Australia Day!
    Last edited by nx-de; 22-01-2009 at 11:26 PM.

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    Might I add,
    The next 14 somthing I hear say "Yo dawg" I am dead set going to knuckle...

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    +1 to the OP.

    Personally I cringe every time I read "Mom".
    Quote Originally Posted by som
    i saw a camira a while ago that wasn't blowing smoke.it was on the back of a tow truck.

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    Firefox has a nifty little "Australian" dictionary add on, fixes the annoying American misspelt words

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    Quote Originally Posted by soop View Post
    Might I add,
    The next 14 somthing I hear say "Yo dawg" I am dead set going to knuckle...
    I almost died of laughter today at the supermarket hearing kids say "LOL(as elle oh elle) thats so funny"
    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
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    I once knew a guy at uni who said "lol" out aloud...quite sad.
    Quote Originally Posted by som
    i saw a camira a while ago that wasn't blowing smoke.it was on the back of a tow truck.

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    There is actually a wiki and yes it is VERY F-ING annoying hearing "wad up" and seeing idiots wearing their pants half way down their legs....get a F-ING belt

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    Quote Originally Posted by TTRMC View Post
    Firefox has a nifty little "Australian" dictionary add on, fixes the annoying American misspelt words
    Where do I get this add on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LightningVP View Post
    Where do I get this add on?
    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/fir...ionary&cat=all

    Also with people actually speaking LOL or ROFL, try online gaming, nearly ****ed myself playing CS-Source at all the people going LOL and ROFL..... UBER-NERDS

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    Quote Originally Posted by TTRMC View Post
    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/fir...ionary&cat=all

    Also with people actually speaking LOL or ROFL, try online gaming, nearly ****ed myself playing CS-Source at all the people going LOL and ROFL..... UBER-NERDS
    thanks mate there should be an AUSTRALIA fire fox site, like Google and eBay that has the AUSTRALIAN version....get sick of Firefox telling me every word with an "s" should be "z"

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    "ass" is also a donkey, so referring to donkey it's the right spelling, but yeah I have an arse not ass between my back and legs... (even though Firefox says "arse" is not a word

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    Quote Originally Posted by goVZ View Post
    I once knew a guy at uni who said "lol" out aloud...quite sad.
    hahah me and my mates did that as a joke at school

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    i have a mate who went to a computer school thingo. they nicknamed one of their mates "lol" because they thought he was funny.

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    Other things include

    MOULD not mould (and the like)
    mould

    or

    mould?

    how is it ment to be spelt? lol

    One more thing, why cant americans just use the bloody metric system...

    and drive on the correct side of the road...

    I tell you what, i've got high expectations for obama! ^^



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    Quote Originally Posted by vx_ss_black View Post
    i have a mate who went to a computer school thingo. they nicknamed one of their mates "lol" because they thought he was funny.
    funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banks View Post
    mould

    or

    mould?

    how is it ment to be spelt? lol

    One more thing, why cant americans just use the bloody metric system...

    and drive on the correct side of the road...

    I tell you what, i've got high expectations for obama! ^^
    but they do drive on the right side of the road

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banks View Post
    mould

    or

    mould?

    how is it ment to be spelt? lol

    One more thing, why cant americans just use the bloody metric system...

    and drive on the correct side of the road...

    I tell you what, i've got high expectations for obama! ^^
    Quote Originally Posted by LightningVP View Post
    but they do drive on the right side of the road
    seen your type before lol



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    I always say "Yo dawg, Sup, down with it, LOL (as in lol) and roflcopter" Makes life fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minux View Post
    I almost died of laughter today at the supermarket hearing kids say "LOL(as elle oh elle) thats so funny"
    I heard the same thing today!! A girl in front of me today in Supre said LMAO-(as in- elle em aye oh) after her friend said something about what one of the staff were wearing.
    What ever happened to actually laughing??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharoo View Post
    I heard the same thing today!! A girl in front of me today in Supre said LMAO-(as in- elle em aye oh) after her friend said something about what one of the staff were wearing.
    What ever happened to actually laughing??
    were becoming a society of boring emotionless people

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    Quote Originally Posted by nx-de View Post

    TYRE not tire
    I beg your pardon.

    So I'm meant to write "I tyre of people who can't spell" ?

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    Can we please bring in a law that anyone who makes the word you plural, is shot? There is no such word yet at times I hear 'what are yous doing tonight?'

    So common and tacky!


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