- you stub your toe!
- you take a big swig of milk from the bottle and realise it's off
- you get to the servo and have to wait 5min for the person to turn your pump on
- you get real drunk and forget your standards :S
- you shart yourself :P
- you go to duck under something...but don't duck far enough
- you forget the sump bolt when filling up your car with oil
- people post stupid crappy threads...like this one :P
im bored....
will think of more soon...anyway there is some to get the thread rolling.
Originally Posted by cobez
You go to have the last mouthful of a good cuppa only to find it is all gone
when you organise with your best mate to goto the beach. then he send you a msg asking if its alright to invite your ex...
people who sit in the right hand lane at night when there is no other cars on the road, and ya trying to get into the right lane, as ya gota turn abt 200mtrs up head... and the people arnt even doing the speed limit in the right lane.
dont worry, il start a ride thread soon.
When people take off like grannys from the lights.
When people sit in the overtaking lane doing the speed limit or under the speed limit and the people in the left lane are doing under or doing the speed limit, so it ends up causing a massive traffic congestion.
1988 VL Berlina turbo 5 speed
http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/...ml#post1446411
1987 VL SL turbo 5 speed ~STOLEN~
http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/...ed-manual.html
ah i see that and i raise you a...don't ya hate it when you let your best mate live with you and get them back onto their feet and he decides instead of getting a job, takes your fiance out during the day while your workin...then having them both run off together...ahhh the joys of life![]()
Originally Posted by cobez
Don't you hate it when you buy a new extension lead and you have to sit it in the sun for 2 weeks to untangle properly..
- When you hope in your car on a 40+ day to find mum killed the air-con/heater fan over a week ago and doesnt care to tell you.
- Old ladies (she would have to be close to 70) who sit so ****ing close to you, then passed you ILLEGALLY, and abuse you as they pass, I couldnt believe it, I was already slightly over the speed limit caus she was so close.
- When you go down the street and every person goes "is it hot enough?", no shit mate, its 40 something degrees.
- This thread just for kicks.
1995 Manual HSV Clubsport
Wade Cam :: 9.2:1 CR :: Pacemaker headers :: Twin 2.5" Exhaust :: VT Brakes
1991 Supercharged VN Berlina
9 PSI SC14 Intercooled :: Genie headers :: Twin cats :: HM Twin 2.25 exhaust :: 3.45:1 LSD
When people make lame threads![]()
no the oil on my neighbor's vx ss i do services and and a fair bit of other work on ithe even let me drive it lmao
EDIT: private roads and blah blah blah
Last edited by eurekamad94; 29-01-2009 at 05:17 PM.
Eureka styles!
I see that alot as I work at a servo....but ya see we do pre-pay from 10pm-5.30am....and after the customer stands for a few minutes waiting for his pump to turn on, he cracks the shits and comes in and asks me wtf is going on. I tell them it's prepaid between 10-5.30am and they say we should put signs out so they don't stand out their like a ********. I tell them about the big signs on the pumps which they obviously must have missed. Then they shut up and give me some cash. The signs are 'in ya face' but no one seems no notice them. Then they have a big whinge coz they wanna fill the tank and they dunno wat it will take, I tell them to leave me some cash or a card, and we'll fix it up when they're done.
Alot say 'well I'm not gonna do a runner' and show me some cash, thinking that means I can trust them....yeah right. Some woman the other week come in and had a whinge and pulled out a bundle of 50's and requested I turn on the pump, she sad she only wants $50. I said well why not give me one of those 50's right now and you'll be set, but she still made a big fuss out of it......fark me. The one's that start whinging are the ones that look suss. A normal person either comes in straight away, or stands for a few seconds then looks in the window at me waving them in, then they come in and appologise for missing the sign, I just tell them about the prepay and how a lot of people miss the sign and there's no need to appoligise.
B4 ya's say we need to get better signs, we use to have killer ones which sat on top of the pumps, but they all got flogged. So stickers on the pumps it is.
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i dont know which part of that not to believe first
reminds me of the night i pulled up to a BP. mustve been 1am. pumps werent on, so i walked in to the store. noone there. im calling out for someone, noones there. mustve waited 5-10 minutes before giving up and going home without fuel. i still have no idea why someone would leave a servo open like that with noone watching
1995 Manual HSV Clubsport
Wade Cam :: 9.2:1 CR :: Pacemaker headers :: Twin 2.5" Exhaust :: VT Brakes
1991 Supercharged VN Berlina
9 PSI SC14 Intercooled :: Genie headers :: Twin cats :: HM Twin 2.25 exhaust :: 3.45:1 LSD
- when you have to catch the bloody bus.
*is on a bus right now :-/*
Originally Posted by som
Don't you hate it when
-they cut to an ad on f**king Top Gear when they are just getting to a good bit
-someone rings you up for a quote just so they can take it to someone else and beat them down
-you go to pull your unprimered car out of the shed and it starts raining. In the desert.
-adults that bitch and fight like 4 year old children
-someone stops you from assaulting adults that bitch and fight like 4 year old children
-you're looking forward to a coffee and some hot buttered toast at 5:30am, but you pull the bread out and it has enough penicillin on it to supply a third world country for a month
You leave your blinds open (inside and outside) and your door closed, then wake up to a boiling room because of your own stupidity lol
Btw hit 44.8 todayYAY!!!!!!
i hate it when i take last week off, comeback to work only to find my computer has been moved from an airconed office to the bloody shed next to the offices aircons blowing hot air on you and making a heap of noise. all because the useless guy that was there cant handle the work load so they give him my job. here you go useless guy have a promotion. here you go productive worker, have a kick in the balls.....
Could have been on the crappa. We got electric locks on our main door, so we just push a button and duck off out the back then go through the back door of the female dunnies (maybe that guy forgot to lock the doors). We keep the dunnies locked at night, and if ya lucky you'll get the key...but yeah, could be quiet all night, but garunteed as soon as ya drop ya dacks and take a seat you'll hear a car pull up outside lol.
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When your at the shops and your stuck behind some prick who is waiting for every person who walks out the shops waiting to get their parking spot..rrrrrrrr
When you go to the shops with the wife to JUST GET SOME BREAD AND MILK and you end up walking out with a trolly fully and you have just missed the first 20min of the footy.
i hate it when all i want to do is buy one or two things from the shops and everyone infront of you uses a card instead of cash. whats the point of an "express lane"