Weasel ate my Chicken

[Scooter79]

I think I know how you feel Jesterarts. My brother-in-laws gf invites herself to our place for weekends without asking first. Just says "we'll be there Friday night" and don't leave until Sunday arvo but never contributes towards the food.

Christmas time we asked them to contribute something for xmas lunch. That ends up in an argument.

Boxing day we had at our place we asked them to bring munchies so she brings cheeses and stuff that she obviously knows no one else likes so no one else will touch them and has them all to herself

Mothers day last year she was asked to bring a cake and she bought some caramel thing she knew no one else would touch. she had some and took the rest home afterward.

Australia day was at our place this year and we asked her to supply soft drink. We always supply meat and do the cooking and soft drinks aren't that expensive. She bring 2 x 1.25L cokes for about 8 of us!

On top of that whenever they come here for a weekend she brings bags and bags of junk food. Biscuits, chips, chocolate, cheeses but she put it away, doesn't touch it and then takes it all home at the end of the weekend.

My brother in law has been wanting to dump her for two years but doesn't have the courage too do it.

[faroogoo]

People like that give me the shits lol^^^ When i visit friends or get invited somewhere i never show up empty handed & i never take home whatevers left,its there for everyone.

I dont know how you (Jesterarts) held yourself back mate it would just be eating at me something chronic lol.

[greenfoam]

I agree with Julie, get rid of the boyfriend no more problem. Then you have a somewhat decent chance of having both sisters as a bonus. Anyway I'm just thinking about how evil it is to eat the chicken in the first place so I don't really care that you didn't get much

[Jesterarts]

People like that give me the shits lol^^^ When i visit friends or get invited somewhere i never show up empty handed & i never take home whatevers left,its there for everyone.

I dont know how you (Jesterarts) held yourself back mate it would just be eating at me something chronic lol.

I held myself back because I beleive in Karma...

[hsvpunk]

Anyway, I was last one to arrive at the dinner table and weasel aready set himself up with 2 drumsticks... from the chickens I PAID for!

I havent read through the whole thread.... but do u blame CONNEX for being late??

[Jesterarts]

no... otherwise all this would be in the "What the F is Connex doing?" thread

[MasterOfReality]

I think I know how you feel Jesterarts. My brother-in-laws gf invites herself to our place for weekends without asking first. Just says "we'll be there Friday night" and don't leave until Sunday arvo but never contributes towards the food.

Christmas time we asked them to contribute something for xmas lunch. That ends up in an argument.

Boxing day we had at our place we asked them to bring munchies so she brings cheeses and stuff that she obviously knows no one else likes so no one else will touch them and has them all to herself

Mothers day last year she was asked to bring a cake and she bought some caramel thing she knew no one else would touch. she had some and took the rest home afterward.

Australia day was at our place this year and we asked her to supply soft drink. We always supply meat and do the cooking and soft drinks aren't that expensive. She bring 2 x 1.25L cokes for about 8 of us!

On top of that whenever they come here for a weekend she brings bags and bags of junk food. Biscuits, chips, chocolate, cheeses but she put it away, doesn't touch it and then takes it all home at the end of the weekend.

My brother in law has been wanting to dump her for two years but doesn't have the courage too do it.

Geez,

I'm glad my parents are European and I was brought up their way. Behaviour like you just mentioned would lead to a serious ass kicking!!!

Thats one thing that ****es them off to no end - people who bring food over, then take the left overs back home with them. Same with alcohol. Its simply bad manners.

And don't mention weddings or parties that only have beer or wine and no spirits...............

[DannyboyDS]

How the hell do used condoms end up in the washing?? Do you put yours in your pocket when you're done?

You know they're single-use only right?...or have they invented washable ones now?

once upon a time they were all re-usable.

[big balls]

Heres a thought, SAY something to him?

Thats my ****ing drumstick, and if its not on my plate within 5 seconds, we'll settle this outside

now that is gold lol

[tim005]

i think you should tell weasel where to stick it.
or next time maybe you may accidentally sneeze on his food

[vlv8vic]

I'm reading these things and one answer comes to mind... move out!!!

[MasterOfReality]

I'm reading these things and one answer comes to mind... move out!!!

Hehehe exactly.

My girlfriends parents asked me if I wanted to move in with them so I could rent my house out.

I said thanks but no thanks.

I know they mean well but jeez, I moved out of my parents to stand on my own two feet, the last thing I want is to move in with parents again!!

[vlv8vic]

Hehehe exactly.

My girlfriends parents asked me if I wanted to move in with them so I could rent my house out.

I said thanks but no thanks.

I know they mean well but jeez, I moved out of my parents to stand on my own two feet, the last thing I want is to move in with parents again!!

Same thing, we're always welcome to use the South-wing of my folks place which would be quite a money spinner for our place (SW is almost self contained and bloody massive) but there is no way we'd ever do it.

[STEALTHY™]

And here i am, for the last 3 years trying to get back in the parents house haha

[s1knt]

I'm reading these things and one answer comes to mind... move out!!!

x2

I agree with Julie, get rid of the boyfriend no more problem. Then you have a somewhat decent chance of having both sisters as a bonus. Anyway I'm just thinking about how evil it is to eat the chicken in the first place so I don't really care that you didn't get much

even better if they r twins

[Ozzie]

When my girlfriend and I go to maccas for dinner, she buys her meal ($12) lean beaf burger ect....
and I buy mine ($4) 2 x double beef n cheese burgers.

The bitch finishes hers in what seems like one mouthful, then turns to my burgers and wants half one.

This really ****es me off but theres nothing I can do. lol

[Jesterarts]

i think you should tell weasel where to stick it.
or next time maybe you may accidentally sneeze on his food

lol... yeah... sneez on it... say sorry and sneeze on it again...

[cxcxcxvcvcvc]

Take him fishing mate......Nuff said

[DannyboyDS]

When my girlfriend and I go to maccas for dinner, she buys her meal ($12) lean beaf burger ect....
and I buy mine ($4) 2 x double beef n cheese burgers.

The bitch finishes hers in what seems like one mouthful, then turns to my burgers and wants half one.

This really ****es me off but theres nothing I can do. lol

Just say to her as you leave, "sweety, you fill those/that jeans, jacket, shirt, pants really well"

or when she gets into the car lean towards her and say "****! the car just tipped"

[Ozzie]

Just say to her as you leave, "sweety, you fill those/that jeans, jacket, shirt, pants really well"

or when she gets into the car lean towards her and say "****! the car just tipped"

lmao.

Ill find myself having to drive to hospital if I said that

[Scooter79]

When my girlfriend and I go to maccas for dinner, she buys her meal ($12) lean beaf burger ect....
and I buy mine ($4) 2 x double beef n cheese burgers.

The bitch finishes hers in what seems like one mouthful, then turns to my burgers and wants half one.

This really ****es me off but theres nothing I can do. lol

You could call her a bitch to her face. lol... that might work

[big balls]

When my girlfriend and I go to maccas for dinner, she buys her meal ($12) lean beaf burger ect....
and I buy mine ($4) 2 x double beef n cheese burgers.

The bitch finishes hers in what seems like one mouthful, then turns to my burgers and wants half one.

This really ****es me off but theres nothing I can do. lol

f***k thats not right at all she must be a big girl lol just remember the rule dont f**k wat u cant lift

[randomhero365]

f***k thats not right at all she must be a big girl lol just remember the rule dont f**k wat u cant lift

I'm gonna use that..thanks, lol