Weasel ate my Chicken

[Jesterarts]

In life, there alot of people to grind my gears... but I try to ignore them and more on.

But today a little weasel at my chicken!!!

Let me explain...

The weasel is a 5 foot nothing, paisty nerd that somehow ended up my girlfriends sisters boyfriend.

Now the context... I live in a converted garage with my girlfriend at her parents place. And part of the deal is we pay board plus cook a couple dinners here and there.

So my girlfriend cooked up 2 chooks (there was 6 people at dinner) for tea plus some chips, etc.

Anyway, I was last one to arrive at the dinner table and weasel aready set himself up with 2 drumsticks... from the chickens I PAID for!

The old man got the other 2 (his house after all) and I ended up left with the dry, gooch area of the chicken.

Fairly annoyed me that i got scraps from a dinner I paid for...

And I can't do anything to the prick because he's the bf of the sister...

Now for those of you who are having a good laugh about my issue... let me explain... i'm 6'4... touch over 90kg and enjoy my food... so he was crossing into my territory with the food deal... he may aswell have drunk one of my beers!

GRRRR!

Anyway...

You guys have anyone like that... annoys the bollox out of you but you can't do anything...?

[TVR-190]

i just had the mental image of u beating up some greasy nerd with a drumstick.

[Calaber]

The moral of this story is obvious.

NEVER BE LATE TO DINNER WHEN THE WEASEL'S AROUND!

Jesterarts - good story, I had to laugh at your misfortune. I'd have wanted to help him swallow the whole drumstick, including the bone, without chewing it.

[Cobez]

Bwahahahahahaha you funny **** Jester. I live with mum and sis (and basically my girlfriend too) i let them rip into dinner with whatever they want (i have to live with them, i really can't be ****ed with them complaining), then i go ahead and make something better and say no when they ask if they can have a taste of what i made.

[Julie]

Calm down mate and put your thinking cap on. You need to be a snaeky little weasal yourself. Get rid of the boyfriend, I'm sure you could think of a few tricks that would anger the inlaws enough to forbid him from every entering the house. Maybe some seemingly stray used contraceptive devices in her washing hehe. Turn the old man against him and you will have an ally. You could always **** around with his food so he doesnt wanna eat when you have cooked make curry and make his so spicy that hes on the shitter for a week

[Cobez]

ROFL that's gold Julie (the contraceptives in her washing)

[Tom_1569]

I wonder how many domestics are caused over drumsticks. I remember when we were growing up mum stopped serving chicken for ages because it would always end up in fights over drumsticks lol. KFC family feast with 2 drumsticks and 4 kids, was always an interesting ending.

[STEALTHY™]

Heres a thought, SAY something to him?

Thats my ****ing drumstick, and if its not on my plate within 5 seconds, we'll settle this outside

[soop]

"You hoping it'll go to your thighs?"

[Jesterarts]

Heres a thought, SAY something to him?

Thats my ****ing drumstick, and if its not on my plate within 5 seconds, we'll settle this outside

lol, nice!

That basically wraps up what I was thinking but can't say anything while hes part of the "family"...

[Bax]

haha, yeah got summed up. Late for a dinner - I reckon he did what any one of us would have.

I hope it was a tasty gooch area haha.

The cooking feeds idea is a great one, I've been doing it to pay my board here at home for a while, once a week I treat the folks to something nice, every second week I go all out and spend 40 or so for the 4 of us. Some nice steaks or reef and beef etc.

[vy_storm]

Moral of the story

- Don't be late to dinner
- Buy chickens with 6 legs included (yes they do sell them!)

[DannyboyDS]

my Girlfriends mum does it to me ALL the time.

I buy food for work the next day when i'm crashing there on a work night, and she friggen eats it.

I buy 99% of my own food whenever I am at her house, the only time I eat her food is if she gives it to me.

I reckon if I bought a bag of horse crap she would eat that, simply because its free.

[Jesterarts]

Calm down mate and put your thinking cap on. You need to be a snaeky little weasal yourself. Get rid of the boyfriend, I'm sure you could think of a few tricks that would anger the inlaws enough to forbid him from every entering the house. Maybe some seemingly stray used contraceptive devices in her washing hehe. Turn the old man against him and you will have an ally. You could always **** around with his food so he doesnt wanna eat when you have cooked make curry and make his so spicy that hes on the shitter for a week

I like your thinking... but I don't think they make contraception in "fun size"

Need to frame him for something... hmmm...

*Thinking cap ON*

[Jesterarts]

Normally I'm not late for dinner... but I was outside fixing the fountain water put for the gf's mum.

Don't see that little weasel lifting a finger around here... moocher!

Though on that not... if he even looked at a hammer or spanner he would hurt himself...

[STEALTHY™]

lol, nice!

That basically wraps up what I was thinking but can't say anything while hes part of the "family"...

I'm not sure about your family, but in mine we speak our minds, if theres a problem, its settled there and then!

[soop]

I like your thinking... but I don't think they make contraception in "fun size"

Need to frame him for something... hmmm...

*Thinking cap ON*

Get the sister Pregnant?
Then blame Mr.puniverse.

[Zeussy]

Hahaaa!!
Thats gold man..
Had me lmao..

Yeah you gotta frame that little shit, get him out of the picture altogether, then get into your drumsticks, hehe..

[Jesterarts]

My family we speak our mine... my gf's family not so much...

Plus i've been told once that I'm supposed to be nice to him... my gf's mum doesn't like the weasel... but I have to be nice anyway...

And considering my gf's mum is my 2nd source of food... I obey... lol

[soop]

You could just take him aside and scare the crap out of him?

Either that or flush his head, and say you're just being "Brotherly"?

[Jesterarts]

The flushed head they would believe... the "brotherly" they wouldn't...

lol

[Jo3_Blo]

then i go ahead and make something better and say no when they ask if they can have a taste of what i made.

My god.......you sound like my sister.


ROFL @ Jesterarts. I would've just said something discreet like maybe

"Oh, how considerate of you to leave me a piece of chicken.........you did pay for it afterall didn't you? You little shit ****!!" (maybe leave out the last bit lol)

[vr_owner]

my Girlfriends mum does it to me ALL the time.

I buy food for work the next day when i'm crashing there on a work night, and she friggen eats it.

I buy 99% of my own food whenever I am at her house, the only time I eat her food is if she gives it to me.

I reckon if I bought a bag of horse crap she would eat that, simply because its free.

do it, i want pics :P

[danja]

How the hell do used condoms end up in the washing?? Do you put yours in your pocket when you're done?

You know they're single-use only right?...or have they invented washable ones now?

[calais_304]

lmao, sorry i just have this image in my head of you sitting there at the table with the biggest evil grin and grinding your teeth holding your piece of chicken ass, while this little turd has a big goofy smile and is rippin into your feed.


anyway good luck with it, i hate ppl like that