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    Exclamation The Missus & The Car.

    As some of you may know, I recently had a 2.5" sports exhaust installed.

    The other day, the missus and I were driving back from Ballarat and I was going on about how loud it was and how loud I wanted it. Then I started ranting on about how nice it would be to own a V8.
    She asked me what the sound was coming from the exhaust and why it was loud.

    I replied by saying that when the cylinders fire it created a bang which in turn, turns the crank in the engine.

    She then looked all shocked and asked me, "What??? Theres fire in the engine"
    I then stated to her... thats why we need fuel to burn ect....

    She yelled at me to pull the car over on the highway insisting the car was'nt safe because theres fire in the engine.

    Anyways... Do you think people should be more educated about how an engine works?
    Should they warn women like this in the owners manual... (Caution! Car may contain fire.)

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    OMG you mean there ARE actually women out there that are like that????

    Sheesh, I thought it was common knowledge how an engine works?

    If you put a fire extinguisher in the car will she feel safer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzie View Post
    (Caution! Car may contain fire.)
    lol thats awsome they should make stickers for them

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    dude either you explained it really bad or there are a fair few pieces missing there. Give her a feed of macca's and tell her it's okay.

    How long you been together? If she's still got warranty trade her in on a newer model, if she's out of warranty you're better off running her into the ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loopylay View Post
    OMG you mean there ARE actually women out there that are like that????

    Sheesh, I thought it was common knowledge how an engine works?

    If you put a fire extinguisher in the car will she feel safer?
    LOL

    The only reason she still enter's the car is because of the air con

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    Quote Originally Posted by vlv8vic View Post
    dude either you explained it really bad or there are a fair few pieces missing there. Give her a feed of macca's and tell her it's okay.

    How long you been together? If she's still got warranty trade her in on a newer model, if she's out of warranty you're better off running her into the ground.
    LMAO!

    We been together just over 2 years and this is by far one of the dumbest things shes come up with. (beside when I told her there was a bridge to china and she believed it)

    Shes actually from warrnambool lol
    Not a warrny thing is it? hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by DVSV8 View Post
    Is she blonde by any chance lol.
    Nah lol shes not blonde.

    I'd hate to see how "smart" she would be as a blonde

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzie View Post
    LMAO!

    We been together just over 2 years and this is by far one of the dumbest things shes come up with. (beside when I told her there was a bridge to china and she believed it)

    Shes actually from warrnambool lol
    Not a warrny thing is it? hahaha
    there isnt a bridge to China???

    where did you get her from - Wanstead St?

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    lol Ozzie, i think she is beyond help and educating. Guess it explains why she is with you

    Kidding mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by minux View Post
    lol Ozzie, i think she is beyond help and educating. Guess it explains why she is with you

    Kidding mate.
    Hahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzie View Post
    Shes actually from warrnambool lol
    Not a warrny thing is it? hahaha
    That explains everything!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzie View Post
    LMAO!

    We been together just over 2 years and this is by far one of the dumbest things shes come up with. (beside when I told her there was a bridge to china and she believed it)

    Shes actually from warrnambool lol
    Not a warrny thing is it? hahaha
    Certainly not a warrny thing - in fact i wouldn't believe someone could be that... special.

    Quote Originally Posted by davway View Post
    there isnt a bridge to China???

    where did you get her from - Wanstead St?
    Despite the educational correlation i have to disagree - if she was a 'mish' girl they'd have had 6 kids by now - after all they've been together 2 years.

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    ive alway's thought in the future when we have electric car's ect people would think like this when they hear how an ICE ( internal combustion engine) work's
    Eureka styles!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eurekamad94 View Post
    ive alway's thought in the future when we have electric car's ect people would think like this when they hear how an ICE work's
    umm yeah mate i went to the future and thought about ice too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vlv8vic View Post
    umm yeah mate i went to the future and thought about ice too.
    happy now ???
    Eureka styles!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eurekamad94 View Post
    happy now ???
    I'll be happy when you explain to me how you mastered time travel.


    Semantics aside, what you are suggesting is totally different though. We're talking about someone using something probably daily and not realising what the fundamental components create.
    You are talking about something that will be superseded and obsolete which o course will be a difficult concept to grasp. It'd be like talking about the old metho 'photocopying' machines.....

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    Id be careful Lianna is my friend :P

    I do this sometimes too, come out with silly things about cars, We have been together 6 years and i know so much about cars now. Being with a mechanic, i got no choice. Trust me in a fes years shell be under your bonnet working for her self!

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    Quote Originally Posted by davway View Post
    there isnt a bridge to China???

    where did you get her from - Wanstead St?
    Around the corner, mc gregors road

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    Quote Originally Posted by juzo View Post
    Around the corner, mc gregors road
    The evidence keeps stacking up against the warrnambool people

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    Quote Originally Posted by BootifuL View Post
    Id be careful Lianna is my friend :P

    I do this sometimes too, come out with silly things about cars, We have been together 6 years and i know so much about cars now. Being with a mechanic, i got no choice. Trust me in a fes years shell be under your bonnet working for her self!
    Shes been watching this thread since I started it lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzie View Post
    Shes been watching this thread since I started it lol
    Tell her not to worry - i live in Crawley St.

    At least it isnt Wanstead St

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    hehe. Well i think every one has blonde moments. Some times i think men are just as bad when it comes to womens stuff!

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