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    Boy, 13, becomes father

    So much for sex education pathetic that kids are having sex at this age, let alone having kids, when they "don't really get pocket money"...

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    good on him for getting a root so young but damn... his kids gunna be starting school the same year he is leaving it... lols..

    10 bucks that 10years from now he goes.. **** what the **** did i do that for.. least, even though he may fail to understand just how much work raising a kid properly is, he is willing to take on the roll..

    makes me giggle though what his dad said

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    LMAO hahahahaha, funny stuff, good on the kid though being up at the hospital everyday.
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    Shame. I had sex for the first time when i was 14. Good on him, he just should have used a dinger so she didn't get preggo.

    Oh well, he can kiss his teenage years goodbye. Idiot. He just lost the best years of his life and is only one year into his teens. Do the crime, do the time.

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    One of my friends had a baby just before she was 14.
    Her daughter started school this year, the same one she left 7 years ago.
    To this day she still doesn't know who the father is. I was talking to one of my other friends about her the other day and she was with her at that time and there are at least 5 guys that it could have possibly been.

    At least this guy is sticking around after! I wish them all the best of this situation and most importantly hope the baby is happy and healthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharoo View Post
    One of my friends had a baby just before she was 14.
    Her daughter started school this year, the same one she left 7 years ago.
    To this day she still doesn't know who the father is. I was talking to one of my other friends about her the other day and she was with her at that time and there are at least 5 guys that it could have possibly been.

    At least this guy is sticking around after! I wish them all the best of this situation and most importantly hope the baby is happy and healthy.
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    Cripes - I only ever held hands with my boyfriend when I was 13.

    Maybe if I had sex with him it would have lasted longer than 2 weeks
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    There was a few 13 year old girly's I would have had my way with given half a chance back in Year 7 ;p. In the end shyness beat the desire, not that I was in any way mature enough to get anyone pregnant at age 13 (physically)

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenfoam View Post
    There was a few 13 year old girly's I would have had my way with given half a chance back in Year 7 ;p. In the end shyness beat the desire, not that I was in any way mature enough to get anyone pregnant at age 13 (physically)
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    Late bloomer aye
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    lol, that's gnarly man, fancy getting it done at 13 thats a pretty darn good achievement,
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    The little fcker looks like he's 10!

    Back in my Shepparton days, my friends little sister got pregnant when she (and he) were 12.
    she had only just turned 13 when she gave birth.

    some say they will miss out on the best years of their lives but if you look at it another way, by the time they are 30, their kid is old and stupid enough to move out of home.

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    At least the kid/s will be grown up when he's 31. Interesting to think, if his kid has a kid at 18 and their kid has a kid at 18 then this kid will live to meet their great great grandkids if he makes it to the age of 85. WTF

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    This thread should be good for a laugh...

    It wouldn't be the first time it's happened, and i doubt it will be the last!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by juzo View Post
    lol, his old man has fathered 9 kids so at least he'll have some experience around to give him a hand.
    Obviously the dad did a great job being a father if one of his kids knocks up a chick at 13...
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    I doubt those of you who say 'good on him' would be saying that if the pregnant girl was your daughter.
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    obviously dad has done a wonderfull job, i nominate him for father of the year, he is obviously doing something right go sun go.

    dad should have that little boy taken away from him, good roll model, teach a 13 yr old boy what to do, that little fella is a baby himself. no good giving it to the young fella, (even though he knows what he has done) his dad should be draged over the coals.
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    Kids are stupid.
    Parents can guide their children but can't stop them doing stupid things all the time. The fact that at 13 the boy has the nouse to say he'll take resposibility for the baby probably speaks volumes of the parents anyway. I see this as being no different to having teenagers dying in car crashes in the scheme of things.

    Shit happens they'll deal with it. Best of luck to'em!

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    I had a baby young, but not THAT young. I just hope for babys sake they have some good support behind them!!

    Someone mentioned good bye to his teen years?Shell be in school when he is 18!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calaber View Post
    What a shocking confession as to your moral standards!
    What do you mean by my moral standards?

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    I hardly think you can blame the parents. Its more likely peer pressure in the wrong crowd that made this happen!
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