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    Default FFS I wont race your hectic rice burner [RANT]

    What is it with morons in rice burners thinking everyone wants to race them, then get shitty or abusive when you dont race them.

    I just went down to go to the bank and grab a slab for some drinks tonight.

    As I was pulling out of the bank this "hectic" old piece of shit skyline comes up behind me, reving, dosing, up my arse, backing off, quite the pattern, till I just keep ignoring it and it passes me down the bike lane. So I go into and buy some grog, thinking no more then this guy is a wanker.
    I jump back in the car and pull out, to be meet with them again. This time along side me (two lanes) revving, dosing, taking off a bit, backing off , and repeat.
    Anyways anyone who's read my posts know's how lame I think street racing is, so there was no chance of me even going 1km/h over the speed limit to prove a point, plus I was in the stock as a rock VK. So after about 5 minutes of this happening, and me being very tempted to drive them to the cop shop, they wind down there windows and start abusing me, yelling all crap out, because I wouldnt race there crappy old skyline.

    I dont know what they were trying to prove, or how abusing me cause I wont race them is even warranted, I didnt even make eye contact with the wankers.
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    lol, this is what i face everytime i pull up beside some shitbox stock VR/VS commy...actually even the 8's that have a hectic loud exhaust want to run.

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    Who cares? Let them use half a tank of fuel trying to be hectic, then eventually a copper will nab them after trying to race you, then you can do the most satisfying thing in the world....... Drive past them slowly after the cop has pulled them over with a huge smile on your face clapping your hands at them.

    They are tools anyway. They like to race cars they automatically know they will beat because it makes then feel like a hero. I'll bet they wouldn't try and race a mildly modded WRX or possibly even a VE R8, because they know they would get shat on.

    Yet they wanna race every V6 Commodore out there because they know they will win and be wankerweight champion of the burbs'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evolution_Ends_Here View Post
    or u could just pull over and let them pass
    why the friggin hell would anyone go out of their way to let these wankers past.

    Quote Originally Posted by minux View Post
    lol, this is what i face everytime i pull up beside some shitbox stock VR/VS commy...actually even the 8's that have a hectic loud exhaust want to run.

    Part of life mate, best get used to it
    im so doing this to you next time i see you driving through town haha

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    lol, when im on the way home from the mrs house late on the weekends i have to drive through 3 redlight/speed camera. Once i was at a set of lights,maybe 800m from the redlight camera. A lancer with chrome taillights and a cannon pulls up beside me and gives it a rev, i give a rev as well hoping to get the guy to nail it. We both take off but he goes hard and i just go ULTRA slow, when they realise im not racing the slow down to like 40, then i speed up to 60 and go past. THEN they dont want to be beaten so he nailed it and blew past me and went through the speed camera well over 100Km/h. Big laugh from me as i cruised through the camera at 55. Then the car turns off down the road i need to go so i follow him until we are about 500m from the next camera when it goes from 60 to 70 and i speed up to 70 and pass him, again he gases it and blows through the camera at 80+.

    He slowed rite down to abuse me but i turned off and went home, Pissing myself laughing! I try to do this every time i can, so far about 3 people have fallen trap and all without me going over the limit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VNexecutive View Post
    why the friggin hell would anyone go out of their way to let these wankers past.

    Why would you want them on your ass? Let them pass and hopefully there is a copper down the road.

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    cop this all the time,it makes me want to pull the supercharged v6 badges off my statesman, I about to fit new number plates to my car with "VSL67" on them I hope they have no Idea what L67 means so I can have some piece

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    a lil brake testin always helps!

    there will always be these ********s about, nomatter how stock there car is....
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    Quote Originally Posted by minux View Post
    lol, this is what i face everytime i pull up beside some shitbox stock VR/VS commy...actually even the 8's that have a hectic loud exhaust want to run.

    Part of life mate, best get used to it
    lol, Yeah im starting to get use to it, when I drive the VK, but first time being abused lol. In the VT its like a different world, the only time I've had someone tryed to race me were motorbikes whilst on my L's and and unmarked copper.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cobez View Post
    Who cares? Let them use half a tank of fuel trying to be hectic, then eventually a copper will nab them after trying to race you, then you can do the most satisfying thing in the world....... Drive past them slowly after the cop has pulled them over with a huge smile on your face clapping your hands at them.

    They are tools anyway. They like to race cars they automatically know they will beat because it makes then feel like a hero. I'll bet they wouldn't try and race a mildly modded WRX or possibly even a VE R8, because they know they would get shat on.

    Yet they wanna race every V6 Commodore out there because they know they will win and be wankerweight champion of the burbs'.
    lol, exactly, if my stock 202 is a challenge for them, then Im worried what they have there turbo plumbed up to.
    On a side note, it has "FOR SALE" written across the back windscreen if anyone is looking to buy a clapped out skyline with a stuffed turbo bearing

    Quote Originally Posted by Evolution_Ends_Here View Post
    or u could just pull over and let them pass
    Uh, The first time was a single lane road, the passed me down the bike lane, which when I seen them coming up it, I moved to the right to give them room, probably should have blocked the pricks. Second time it was a two lane road (two lanes each way), I was in the right lane caus the left is full of pot holes and bumps (70km/h) zone, so its not like they couldnt pass me, or I was doing anything wrong, just a quiet drive to grab some stubbies.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cobez View Post
    Were they wogs?
    lol, didnt want to put that in my first post, but 99% sure they were, didnt want to stare at them incase is caused more trouble.
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    i have about 10 Neg rep for asking if someone was Asian LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobez View Post
    Why would you want them on your ass? Let them pass and hopefully there is a copper down the road.
    fair point. i guess if theres a copper there anyways they'll get them for tailgating and probably for driving like a twat anyways.

    the more time theyre behind you the less amount of time they have to abuse you. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VNexecutive View Post
    why the friggin hell would anyone go out of their way to let these wankers past.



    im so doing this to you next time i see you driving through town haha
    if i was tailgated or raced for That matter i would make sure i had enough room to pull over and them them pass then i would report it to the cops+ Get their regNo., i rather do that have get rear ended or have car accident.

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    Uh, The first time was a single lane road, the passed me down the bike lane, which when I seen them coming up it, I moved to the right to give them room, probably should have blocked the pricks. Second time it was a two lane road (two lanes each way), I was in the right lane caus the left is full of pot holes and bumps (70km/h) zone, so its not like they couldnt pass me, or I was doing anything wrong, just a quiet drive to grab some stubbies.



    lol, didnt want to put that in my first post, but 99% sure they were, didnt want to stare at them incase is caused more trouble.
    i get what u mean, Hope they guys get cought or reported to the cops. What Bunch of Freaks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom_1569 View Post


    lol, didnt want to put that in my first post, but 99% sure they were, didnt want to stare at them incase is caused more trouble.

    Thought so lol.


    Quote Originally Posted by VNexecutive View Post
    fair point. i guess if theres a copper there anyways they'll get them for tailgating and probably for driving like a twat anyways.

    the more time theyre behind you the less amount of time they have to abuse you. lol.

    Yeah but the more time they are behind you, the more chance there is that they will slam into the back of your car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom_1569 View Post
    l just a quiet drive to grab some stubbies.
    Quote Originally Posted by soop View Post
    Drive 10kmh slower.
    Didnt wanna let the beer get warm
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    Super 6 owners usually do this to me but they are guys I've never ever seen at the track so if they aren't game to go there. I win by default

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    We have nothing to prove lol and if I did beat you it would be your own fault for supplying me the memcal ,so I suppose you would win either way lol greenfoam

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicko View Post
    they dont want to be beaten so he nailed it and blew past me and went through the speed camera well over 100Km/h. Big laugh from me as i cruised through the camera at 55. Then the car turns off down the road i need to go so i follow him until we are about 500m from the next camera when it goes from 60 to 70 and i speed up to 70 and pass him, again he gases it and blows through the camera at 80+.
    Lol, reminds me of a guy a I know who refused to believe speed cameras can take photos of oncoming traffic.

    One day he was driving with his girl and went through a 60 camera at 70-80km/h, the camera flashed and she said "hey I think you just got flashed?" to which he replied "nah, it was the guy going the other way, speed cameras don't take oncoming photos". She said "are you sure? I'm pretty certain it was you", so he said "look, I'll prove it". Chucks a U-turn, drives carefully back past the camera, does another U-turn then blazes through the camera a second time... "FLASH!"

    His license didn't last very long.

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    I used to get this all the time. I took my plates off and it stopped that day. Next thing I'm doing is getting rid of the spoiler and aking my mags off and putting stockies on it.

    Mostly nobs in V6's with SS badges, cannons or altezza lights

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    Drop 2nd n let em know who boss haha (jokes).
    I know what ya talking bout though, custom plate's and a turbo badge FTL if you dnt want every wanker trying 2 race ya. Massivly wishing i went for the sleaper look... 2 late now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Torquen View Post
    Drop 2nd n let em know who boss haha (jokes).
    I know what ya talking bout though, custom plate's and a turbo badge FTL if you dnt want every wanker trying 2 race ya. Massivly wishing i went for the sleaper look... 2 late now.
    LOL, second gear wouldnt have done nothing anyway, though if they were booting it which it sounded like it, it didnt seem that quick. More sick duck sounds then grunt.
    My car doesnt look fast or anything, everything is stock besides small spoiler and 15" 5 spokes which were fitted when I bought the car, oh and cant forget the grandpa roof racks which are fitted caus the car is normally used for taking the Kayak places, not shopping. I hopefully get the VT back on the road tomorow so back to motorbikes trying to race me lol.
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    ahh yes i can just see it now... "local man gets hit by kebab from a street race between a moddified grandpa spec VK and a fully sick hecktic dose'n skyline, this is tracey grimshaw on Today Tonight"
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    ill race you in my hektic ricer... just maybe on the track!

    even tho apart from my cooler my car looks stock as a rock
    we all hate those wankers, was it a R31 or R32 (boxy or first round one)
    R32 drivers are the worst with their fully shick RB20s...

    but no offence, commodore drivers are like this too!

    dosn't matter what car is it, its all about attitude of the driver...

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