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    Joke of the Day

    A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let Him do that. He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don't let him do that. But...
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    A dizzy blonde is soaking in the bath, her feet gently stroking the hot and cold taps. Suddenly, she realises she's got her big toe stuck in the end of one of the taps and calls for her husband's assistance "You silly girl," he says. "I'll have to call the plumber. Here, cover your fanny with...
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    Johnny is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, "Are you...
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    A pair of Australian social media influencers have been branded “disgusting” after they filmed F1 driver George Russell at a urinal at the Australian Grand Prix and uploaded the video to TikTok and Instagram.............................Russell retired on the penultimate lap of the Grand Prix. He...
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    Pastor Zest was completing a rather lively temperance sermon. With red face and with great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take the whole lot and pour it into the river." Trembling and with even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd...
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    God created man,stepped back and said "Perfect." He then created woman,stepped back,had a long look and said "Faark me! this`ll have to wear make up!"
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    One night a man was walking back to his apartment when he was set upon by a masked robber. Although he wasn’t exactly a martial arts specialist, he immediately decided to fight back. With arms flailing about, the two men engaged in a fierce battle that saw them rolling about in full view of...
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    Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she's ever had. After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She is met by two brothers, "Hello, I'm Brother...
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    I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more. My naked body or the fact I knew where he lived.
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    Pic Of The Day Thread - Read The Rules First!

    For the tossers at LS1
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    A passenger plane traveling from Australia to California is suddenly hit with a severe engine problem and plummets into the Pacific Ocean. The impact is such that the plane is ripped apart leaving only one man alive. After hours of swimming he spies an island and drags himself up onto the sandy...
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    Two proud Irish moms: Two Irish mothers, Kate and Lorna were talking about their sons. Kate says, ‘My Patrick is such a saint. He works hard, doesn’t smoke, and he hasn’t so much as looked at a woman in over two years.’ Lorna responds, ‘Well, my Francis is a saint himself. Not only hasn’t he...
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    I was in church today,me mate came up and said,Ive just seen a man come in on cruches take a sip of the holy water and then threw his cruches away,I said wow where is he now? He said flat on his arse by the holy water,,,,,
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    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field. The Englishman says “Look at that fine English cow.” The Scotsman disagreed, saying “No, it’s an Scottish cow.” The Irishman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument. “No, it’s an Irish cow –...
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    The wife said what would really be a nice birthday surprise was if i got her something to run around Town in...So ive bought her a tracksuit and a new pair of trainers.
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    A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher...
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    Pic Of The Day Thread - Read The Rules First!

    One for the princesses @ LS1
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    Teacher asks little Tommy if Jesus walked in the class what would he do, Tommy said I'd put a Bible in his hand and say THIS IS YOUR LIFE!!..
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