the 'funny things you used to say at school' thread

[Troy711]

stiffy
bum jacker
doodle


haha, add more

[POVRTY]

suck a fart
radical
dork

[_Mukas_]

knob jockey
bum lickin' wally head

[_Mukas_]

havent said or heard this in years..... fadge

[vlwalky_chick]

sup man
luv ya (still say it now haha)
howz life been treatin ya?

[Julie]

Hmm thinkin way back to infants we thought Vaginamite and Penis Butter were pretty funny, and there was the "Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner chocolates made" rhyme.

[pandaman]

lol, back in school I was a dirty minded little bastard, still am at heart. way back when, in primary school days one of the girls in the class had decided she was a lesbian, so that got us young blokes started on how two sheilas would go about the business. To this very day I reckon this was my best call ever, they're all arguing and I say: "You're all dumb, they do it with a straw man!" Doesn't seem quite so funny now, but I'm tellin ya, we were all s######ing about it for weeks. Then there was the time we figured out what the spoonerism of the principals name was, I shit you not, poor bugger's name is Ray Gentles. That was entertaining for a good six months!

[pandaman]

Hmm thinkin way back to infants we thought Vaginamite and Penis Butter were pretty funny, and there was the "Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner chocolates made" rhyme.

Lol, or in another breakfast food theme, the classic "ahhh man that's worse than shit on toast!"

[Infus10n]

lmao...so so random!

[vnberlwagon]

What about when a Charger went passed everyone gave the 2 fingered peace sign and said Chaargerrrr!

[Garth]

What about when a Charger went passed everyone gave the 2 fingered peace sign and said Chaargerrrr!

i still do that to this day, mopar all the way is what i say was also another one i would cry out.

here are a few of my little manurisims from school
fluck a doodle do
and boobies, boobies was my personal fravourite, i got suspended from primary school for 3 day's and got 5 lashing with the cain on the back of the hands causei wrote boobies in the middle of a huge concrete slap IN PENCIL

[_Mukas_]

another favourite....someone asks "whered they go?"
responding with one of the following...."china" or "up ur arse, round the corner, picking daisies"

[Outlaw Torn]

m8s and i laugh with this, changing the first letters of words around.
ie...
Fumb Duck
Bit as a F**ked rat

and so on and so forth, the quick teachers got on the bandwagon too.

[Troy711]

another favourite....someone asks "whered they go?"
responding with one of the following...."china" or "up ur arse, round the corner, picking daisies"

up your arse and around the corner, half way to california

[_Mukas_]

up your arse and around the corner, half way to california

i knew there was another line for that....just couldnt remember. add the picking daisies and you got yourself pure gold!

[davey g-force]

Wonder Woman lost her boobies flying TAA !!!

[_Mukas_]

fudge packer....
cok smoker

[sixshooter]

YOBBO is a term we used to use...

Agh ya YOBBO !... it was equivalent back then to calling someone a BOGAN

[mattman]

YOBBO is a term we used to use...

Agh ya YOBBO !... it was equivalent back then to calling someone a BOGAN

Back in the good old days eh?

[davey g-force]

LOL - remember when someone would embarass themselves you'd say the got "rocked" ?!!

"What a rock-job!"

Haven't heard that in ages...

[_Mukas_]

rock-job? hmm...havent heard that.

before owned, we used to say rolled

[sixshooter]

Back in the good old days eh?

Good ol' Days when life was so much simpler... petrol was under 50c per litre which was less than 1/8 the hourly wage of a 16yr old casual at the time... I wonder what petrol is in % of a 16yr olds wage now ?

[daron]

goober

my ex hated it hehehehe

[davey g-force]

HA! Remember when you were REALLY young:

"errr yuck - you got girls germs!!"

[spice weasel (BAM)]

I remember some asks what the time was. Half past a monkeys ass and quarter to its balls.

Never seems quite so funny now days.