The Terrance and Phillip Mechanic sketch

[Troy711]

is it just me, or is this the funniest thing that the South park guys have ever done? below is a copy of the sketch


Phillip: I'm looking for a mechanic. Can you tell me how to get to the auto garage?

Terrance: Sure, buddy! All you need to do is go down to the [faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart. Whatever Terrance is saying is drowned out by the fart], and that's how you [boys join in] get to the auto garage!

Phillip: Can you tell me how to get to the auto garage without farting?

Terrance: Sure. You go the same way [Kyle chimes in] except stick your finger up your ass.

Phillip: No no no! I mean, could you tell me the directions again without you farting?

Terrance: OOOH! Sure! Just stick your finger up my ass.

Phillip: Alright, no problem, buddy. [Terrance lowers his pants enough to show his ass; Phillip sticks his finger in there] Now, tell me: How do I get to the auto garage to see a mechanic?

Terrance: [now wearing a mechanic's hat] You're at the auto garage. I am the mechanic.

Phillip: Why the heck didn't you tell me you were the mechanic?

Terrance: Because I had an itch up my ass.

[Ripcell]

lol, they have some of the funniest but dumbest shit

[MYSS94]

is it just me, or is this the funniest thing that the South park guys have ever done? below is a copy of the sketch


Phillip: I'm looking for a mechanic. Can you tell me how to get to the auto garage?

Terrance: Sure, buddy! All you need to do is go down to the [faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart. Whatever Terrance is saying is drowned out by the fart], and that's how you [boys join in] get to the auto garage!

Phillip: Can you tell me how to get to the auto garage without farting?

Terrance: Sure. You go the same way [Kyle chimes in] except stick your finger up your ass.

Phillip: No no no! I mean, could you tell me the directions again without you farting?

Terrance: OOOH! Sure! Just stick your finger up my ass.

Phillip: Alright, no problem, buddy. [Terrance lowers his pants enough to show his ass; Phillip sticks his finger in there] Now, tell me: How do I get to the auto garage to see a mechanic?

Terrance: [now wearing a mechanic's hat] You're at the auto garage. I am the mechanic.

Phillip: Why the heck didn't you tell me you were the mechanic?

Terrance: Because I had an itch up my ass.

I wouldn't say THE funniest thing - but it sure is up there!

[Patrio7]

uweh?

im not smart enough to laugh at south park [ or am i too smart to laugh? ]

[deserthead]

I'd say that Terrence N Phillip have to one of the funniest things they've come up with.

My god you're hideously ugly, Ugly Bob!!

[vn88calais]

hahahaha funny find troy lol

cheers, Todd

[Torquen]

no way Towlie is the funniest!
"wana get high kids??" hahah a stoner towl...i mean WTF were they thinkin!!!

[Troy711]

haha yea that was a good one.

'hey, i think ive got it'
'what, you know the code number?'
'no, the theme to funky town!'

[Torquen]

haha yea that was a good one.

'hey, i think ive got it'
'what, you know the code number?'
'no, the theme to funky town!'

hahah yes classic stuff

[Infus10n]

I love South Park

towlie is a classic!

The "funky town" clip is in this link (warning: some swearing)

http://endlessgaming.com/forums/files/papa_1__656.swf

Its in there just keep watching the smurfs.

[Troy711]

haha i love that bit

[vn88calais]

my fave south park character would be "Tweak" that kid ruled!! hahahahaha but yeah Towlie ruled too hahaha

cheers, Todd