Funniest Break Up

[vlwalky_chick]

Hey, Whats the funniest break up story you've either herd from off a mate or experianced yourself?

[bangers]

i friend from school kissed a girl and when he stuck the tongue in she threw up in his mouth. he broke up with her after that.

[pandaman]

i friend from school kissed a girl and when he stuck the tongue in she threw up in his mouth. he broke up with her after that.

Ahahaha, I remember at the party after our high school's formal, one of my mates was absolutely wasted and this girl came up to him and kissed him, he promptly threw up in her hair and passed out. Silly bastard had to be carried home when the cops broke it up at 2AM. I didn't help carry him, I was in favour of leaving him on the nature strip to sober up (It was summer) The really crazy thing is that the girl was so drunk she didn't realise what had happened until she sobered up the next morning, I would have killed to see the expression on her face when she worked out why her hair was so sticky

[pandaman]

Figure I should probably post a breakup story as well. Hmmm, don't really have a funny one, I do however forsee one ocurring at some point in the future when a friend of mine realises she's going out with a complete psycho, or hell maybe they're meant for each other who knows, either way it's gonna generate some amusement.

Ahh, here's an interesting one, a girl I know hooked up with a bloke at a party, she was with this guy for a month or so if i recall correctly, things were going pretty good then she breaks up with him one saturday morning. Fair enough, she probably has her reasons yeah? Then sunday morning she announces that she is now engaged to this other bloke who no one knew was even in the picture! WTF mate? I'd hate to be bloke number one! Crazy bloody women.

[Spike79]

A mate of mine had a girlfriend who did the same thing! I knew what was going on, he didn't. I used to refer to her simply as "The Sl*t"!

[Shounak]

I was once determined to have my gf break up with me in year 11. I didn't want to break up with her, but wanted to do as much shit as I could to get her to break up with me. It was pretty much a game with mates.. (4 years ago, I was a little less mature then)..

Funny as hell though..

I started spending heaps of time individually with her friends (and enemies).. Seeing some of her friends more then I saw her. Being flirty with other chicks and shit in front of her.
Ignoring her and paying more attention to my all of my mates (regardless of sex)..

Stop initiating any contact and being perpetually uninterested..

I never actually cheated on her, but I was being the biggest tosser in the world. It took like 4 weeks for her to dump me. I lost $10 on a bet about that too..

[stocky]

^^^
now thats just mean

[Shounak]

Nah look, she was no angel herself.. But it was brilliant though..

[stocky]

yeah i bet. mean but funny

[Spike79]

Thats a shocker! I'm suprised it took 4 weeks for her to dump you.

[Shounak]

Thats a shocker! I'm suprised it took 4 weeks for her to dump you.

She caught on and spread on the grapevine that she wouldn't fall for it (towards the end)..

When I started wagging full days and spending them with this hot chick she hated, it was the final straw. Rumours about her boyfriend spending so much time with her classmate, at an all girls school, tipped the balance..

[_Mukas_]

my mate was going out with a parasite...he was seriously the life of the party, the 'alpha-male' if you will...but she completely turned him, he didnt go out, didnt come and see any of his mates, we didnt go see him either coz he was 99% of the time laying on the couch with her watching whatever she wanted to watch. he finally realised what she was doing...that and she was sleeping with one of our mates for the first 2 months.
he broke up with her, skitzed it, "im never talking to that dirty slut again...blah blah blah...all that. he then proceeded to say "oh ill try keep the piece cozi dont wana argue all the time" blah blah blah...guess what....they're back together, not goin out officially, but he has well and truely relapsed. its really quite disgraceful...hes being controlled by a troll and knows it, he admits she does it to him but does he do anything about it? hell no, hes a big sook...
will just let him suffer...

[bangers]

A friend of mine was at a party with his GFs brother. his ex just happened to be there and put a roofie in his drink. he was then off his chops (naturally) and all over her. The ex had a BF of her own who was rung up and told she was with my mate. She dragged my mate back to her house and her boyfriend came out and punched his lights out. My mates GFs brother went and told his sister that my mate was really drunk and all over his ex (he didn't know he'd been drugged) and my mate was promptly dropped. His GF was a babe too but his new girl is amazing....... SO SO HOT, WANT TO TOUCH HER HEINEY!

[VRSS]

A friend of mine was at a party with his GFs brother. his ex just happened to be there and put a roofie in his drink. he was then off his chops (naturally) and all over her. The ex had a BF of her own who was rung up and told she was with my mate. She dragged my mate back to her house and her boyfriend came out and punched his lights out. My mates GFs brother went and told his sister that my mate was really drunk and all over his ex (he didn't know he'd been drugged) and my mate was promptly dropped. His GF was a babe too but his new girl is amazing....... SO SO HOT, WANT TO TOUCH HER HEINEY!

good old billy madison

[SlyVR]

http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y15...ttheeffout.flv

i thought this was pretty good

[MzTomboy]

my mate was going out with a parasite...he was seriously the life of the party, the 'alpha-male' if you will...but she completely turned him, he didnt go out, didnt come and see any of his mates, we didnt go see him either coz he was 99% of the time laying on the couch with her watching whatever she wanted to watch. he finally realised what she was doing...that and she was sleeping with one of our mates for the first 2 months.
he broke up with her, skitzed it, "im never talking to that dirty slut again...blah blah blah...all that. he then proceeded to say "oh ill try keep the piece cozi dont wana argue all the time" blah blah blah...guess what....they're back together, not goin out officially, but he has well and truely relapsed. its really quite disgraceful...hes being controlled by a troll and knows it, he admits she does it to him but does he do anything about it? hell no, hes a big sook...
will just let him suffer...

maybe he's alpha male with the boys but in his private life a submissive male

[_Mukas_]

thats it, he acts the alpha but is really just a big flimsy child...

[Bax]

Hearing a story about a guy spewing in a chicks hair made me remember a few.

Went to a party ages ago, this couple, completely disrespectful, decided to go into this chicks house, and have a shower together and get some loving going on, long story short, the chick spewed and passed out in the shower, the bloke got dressed and basically left her there, got the girls to come and clean her up.

Few other stories similar, seeing someone spewing and then two seconds later they are making out with some drunk person.

[Infus10n]

Few other stories similar, seeing someone spewing and then two seconds later they are making out with some drunk person.

Yes thats funny...

[Infus10n]

Here a "funny" break-up... it hought it was ok anyway...

My sister was renting a palce with her boyfriend (at the time) and they were constantly fighting etc etc and she wanted out. So while he was at work we organised for a removal truck to come to the place, pack all her stuff up and leave. I wish i was there to see his face when he returned from work to a nearly empty house.. hahaha

[minux]

I come back from a 3 month exercise to find my then fiance in bed with some guy. I walked out, didnt say a word. Went and spoke to my section comm, next day had all my stuff moved out while she was at work, her stuff left on the front lawn. Get a call at about 6pm asking why her stuff was out, i laughed, told her to never contact me again and hung up. She had no idea that i knew i had found them.

People say how sad it is, i say it was wonderful, saved me from making a HUGE mistake. Met my new girl a month later and we havent looked back. God i love how life works sometimes

[Jecs]

^^did you know the guy??

[BANGERS88]

http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y15...ttheeffout.flv

i thought this was pretty good

haha classic , was it staged or what??? or was it 100%???

[Outlaw Torn]

Here a "funny" break-up... it hought it was ok anyway...

My sister was renting a palce with her boyfriend (at the time) and they were constantly fighting etc etc and she wanted out. So while he was at work we organised for a removal truck to come to the place, pack all her stuff up and leave. I wish i was there to see his face when he returned from work to a nearly empty house.. hahaha

i know wot thats like. I've bailed my sister out of a big pile of shit she managed to get herself into. Her bf was beating her. when she finally had the sense to call someone about it she already had a broken arm, and 3 cracked ribs. A couple of cuzzies went down and tried straightening him out, someone narked on us and he left town, never heard of him again.

[crazyspoon05]

Not one of mine but I was hosting a karaoke gig and this guy gets up, says this song is dedicated to his soon to be ex-girlfriend and fires into Foreigner's 'Cold As Ice'..