Funny things you've seen

[Shortstuff]

Just wondering what funny sights people have seen while they're out (especially at night).

Last night I went to the shops and in the car park there was a Ford Falcon wagon and a VN wagon up on a speed bump, attempting burnouts. The VN managed it, but the Falcon got one tyre just squeaking occasionally . He was giving it stacks too!! Nearly fell over laughing on my way out of the shop

[Troy711]

a skyline getting killed by an XR6T

[ziggee]

in malyasia, 3 people on a sh11tbox 125cc motocyle of some sort, or how they were the shirts/jackets backwards to aviod all the bug spatters.

[Outlaw Torn]

seeing someone driving out of a gravel road onto tar seal, then getting out with a rag to re polish the mags b4 driving on.

[LisnM8]

ppl with front wheel drives putting mcdonalds serving trays, you know the plastic ones they serve food on inside the joint, on their rear tyres and drifting around site to see, geelongs greatest attraction

[minux]

ppl with front wheel drives putting mcdonalds serving trays, you know the plastic ones they serve food on inside the joint, on their rear tyres and drifting around site to see, geelongs greatest attraction

LMFAO i would love to try that

[commod8]

this stooge in a vx ss (a car that could easily rip a burnout), he's my friend's cousin, he attempted a burnout outside my house, and nothing happen. he moved the car forward about 10cm, and tried again, and let off the piss weakest burnout i've ever seen, seriously you could clearly see the wheel spinning, if you looked at the tyre cap, you'd be able to follow it with ease coz the tyres were spinning so shockingly slowly. anyway, he took off, the car drifted to the side about 5 degrees, the stooge shit himself, and backed off completely. he did this another 3 or 4 times within the next few weeks.

this tram driver was ringing his bell at this person who was blocking the tram (tram couldn't move anyway, coz he had a red light) and this yobbo was walking down the street, and full on crakced at the tram driver "you ****in ******** shut the **** up you dumb ****, what are you ****in dinging at you ****" and he told the tram driver to park his tram in the kfc car park and get out so they could fight.....hahaha, classic

[Stretchomatic]

I saw a guy nearly get run over by a boat...at the swummernats the was a boat on a car chassis that putted around all weekend (as some of u might have seen) and it was pulling into a driveway, drunk guy near us didnt see it, when he finally noticed it he jumped out of the way then with a real shocked look on his face said 'i nearly got run over by a boat'...poor bloke...lol...

[_Mukas_]

a pt cruiser doin a burnout! and yes, they are front wheel drive. http://videos.streetfire.net/Comment...4CB2A7B732.htm

may not be good, but its pretty funny

[Torquen]

this guy next to me has this nice VL with plates "NO NEED" (dosnt realy have anythign 2 do wid the story) but anyway these 5 chicks were leaving his house as me and a m8 were walkin up the street and as these chicks were drivin of the guy throws this apple he hadd been eating at the car. the chick who was drivin must of seen him throww it cause she tryed to swerve outa the way and sh didnt look were she was goin, went ova a flower bed and ended up in a bloody 3m thick hedge! haha me and my m8 lost it. they ahd to get out and push the car out the hedge! funiest shit out.

[commod8]

this guy next to me has this nice VL with plates "NO NEED" (dosnt realy have anythign 2 do wid the story) but anyway these 5 chicks were leaving his house as me and a m8 were walkin up the street and as these chicks were drivin of the guy throws this apple he hadd been eating at the car. the chick who was drivin must of seen him throww it cause she tryed to swerve outa the way and sh didnt look were she was goin, went ova a flower bed and ended up in a bloody 3m thick hedge! haha me and my m8 lost it. they ahd to get out and push the car out the hedge! funiest shit out.

that's a classic and 3 halves, i wish i had have seen that

[VX XU6 No46]

At Ford day in geelong this year we where all watching the show cars flogging it out of the carpark. anyway a bloke in a GT smoked them up in front of all the crowd everyone was cheering him on. and a cop on a push bike chased after him, at that stage we where all giving the cop shit. but then the GT got caught in traffic leaving. the cop on the bike caught him and rolled him big time. it was an absolute pissa.

[_Mukas_]

At Ford day in geelong this year we where all watching the show cars flogging it out of the carpark. anyway a bloke in a GT smoked them up in front of all the crowd everyone was cheering him on. and a cop on a push bike chased after him, at that stage we where all giving the cop shit. but then the GT got caught in traffic leaving. the cop on the bike caught him and rolled him big time. it was an absolute pissa.

i beleive the word is PWNED!!!!!!

[JA SV8]

I have to say this is one of the stupidest things ive seen to date!!!
http://www.jumpingpixels.com/bmwshowoff.html

[XU6 (fLOGINU)]

now that is just plane stupidity. but F@!#in funny though

[Shortstuff]

Nasty! The whole front of the car gets nearly off the ground as it runs him over.

This made me laugh!
http://www.pistonheads.tv/video.asp?id=732&nr=1

Theres also some other good video clips in there if you have a look through the 'TV' section.

[Soybean]

i was cruisin through swansea(lake macquarie) a few nights ago and this p-plater pulled up in one of those suzuki mini-van things.it had the usual *fully sick * ricer mods.
he obviously wanted to drag, so i revved back at him, the guy must have had about a 2 sec start on me and i flogged him and the funniest part is that obviously he was pissed so he sped past me right into a police patrol car, he got pulled over.
laughed my ass off.

[Shounak]

Saw a pretty funny thing just then.. At the lights a WRX wanted to race me, he revved his car a bit. I revved him back a bit..

When it went green he rolled back about a metre, planted the acelerator and went hurtling forwards.. Much like a Learner driver learning to do hillstarts.. Was the funniest thing cuz it was a brand spankin new shining WRX..

I had no intention of racing him, I thought he'd kick my arse in his car anyway. But maybe not..

[nsladden]

This wasnt really funny but i waqs in my grandparents 1983 Mercedes Benz 500SEL (V8) & we where 1st at the lights & a Falcon XB GT coupe (Manual) pulled up beside us. He revved it up so pop revved up the merc. At green we both took off. That would off been ammusing seeing a Mercedes racing a Falcon. Anyway we kept with himthe whole way. Pop backed off after a bit. A couple of minutes later the Falcon was pulled up by a copper going in the opposite direction. The Merc performed really well considering it weighs about 2 ton.

[calais_304]

The Merc performed really well considering it weighs about 2 ton.

I'd say the other way round mate, XB are a good 25 years old now and being a GT coupe it would have had the nice beefy 351 and they wern't light cars (my old man had a XA GTcoupe).
i would have thought the merc would have killed the old time ford.

[VRSS]

I'd say the other way round mate, XB are a good 25 years old now

try 30+

[nsladden]

The Merc had 4 people in it the Falcon 2 people. I spose it would kill it if my grandpar hadnt backed off (going 110 in 80 zone). Heres a questain for you all. What would you rather race in:

A Benz or a Falcon?

Id rather the Benz cause of how much more advanced it is than the Falcon.

[Streetvision]

An 89 Corolla, body kit, mags, more stickers than a giant childs sticker book, with not one engine mod!

>.< moron

[Pub247]

I was at safeway at 12am the other night to get some smokes anyways it was a bit wet so i put it sideways a bit coming out of the car then stop at the traffic light a car pulls up behind me and another one behind. The light turns green and i turn left onto the nepan hwy giving it some up till i get to 70 (speed limit) and am sitting fourth next thing i see is this car flogging it up from behind me and i thought oh shit its the cops it turned out to be the car second at the traffic light a done up hyundai excel trying to match my speed and wanting a race. So i thought you got to be kidding so i put the foot to the floor in fourth (in a 202) and he's into trying keep up i gave him a run for like a 100m which he was nowhere near and then back off and he goes flying past me swerves around a car ahead and almost takes out this little island on the side of the road and i thought i hope you don't kill anyone but yourself driving like that. I mean come on an excel why would you bother

[gemini]

Me and my bro and his mate were in my 89 magna going to the cinema's. Got to a red light and this little datsun or something was next to us. He revved his engine and my bro and mate were egging me on to race him.

I had no intention to drag and i didnt but the lights whent green, and he stalled it. My car was running like shit that week and i also stalled and i wasnt even attempting to race.

I felt so embarrest because everyone behind us would have thought i was trying to race.