Funny things your kids say

[Sphinx]

Thought it might be an idea to see the sort of things your toddlers are saying and the funny words they come up with. To start off I've got a 4 year old daughter. My daughters current classic is Apple Kettle, which is her way of saying La Porchetta. Heard a Nelly Furtado song on the radio yesterday and she asks, 'Dad, who's that?' I say Nelly Furtado and she says, 'Who's Nelly Potato?' haha

[Julie]

Well this sounds a little rude...My daughter 6 at the time when I was pregnant was telling me how she thought babies got out, " The doctor cuts open your belly or if the doctor isn't there the baby comes out of your fanny" I was suprised she knew this much so I asked her how she knew that, her answer "well they have to get out some how and they cant come out of your bum because they'd get poo all over them!"

[calais_304]

"well they have to get out some how and they cant come out of your bum because they'd get poo all over them!"

LOL oh thats funny as.

[Shortstuff]

She's a bit older, but our 7 year old daughter was telling me someone's name and I was saying it wrong on purpouse. Eventually she got annoyed and said " No, thats all wrong. Say it with me.............."

I'm struggling to remember any funny things she used to say as a toddler. Mostly just putting letters in the wrong places.

[Doctor Bob]

All i seem to hear from my kids now is...
"Dad were a bit short this week can you help us out?"
oh well cant let the silly buggers starve can i ?

Rob

[253@7k]

All i seem to hear from my kids now is...
"Dad were a bit short this week can you help us out?"
oh well cant let the silly buggers starve can i ?

Rob

Wow what a coincidence, thats the same question I ask my old man......

[nizmovk]

master 4 likes to 'concerate' not consentrate, he's proud that he can stand and not sit in the loo, and most of all, he knows the difference between the lion and the oval....

[pandaman]

hehehe, not sure if I've posted this one on these forums yet, I still find it hysterically funny a year after the fact. Not my kid, (Don't have any yet thank the lord) but the boss told us this story a while back about his kid.

The boss invited a couple of family friends round for dinner and picked up a happy meal for his kid, they're all at the dinner table eating when the little one discovers that macca's have shortchanged him and there's no toy in the happy meal. So the boss decides to be a smartarse and asks the kid what he's gonna do about it. Kid thinks for a second and says: "Daddy, I'll kill the c***'s" Just the thought of this six year old saying that in front of five adults cracks me up every time.

[Julie]

I just thought of another classic from my 7year old daughter. Now I'm sure everyones seen the ads 4 broadband internet where the kid asks his dad why did they build the great wall of china...

Well coming home from Luna Park in Sydney for my daughters birthday we decided to stroll through Darling Harbour-Chinatown to Central. Anyway whilst walking through the middle of Chinatown she proudly (and very loudly) announces to us and her friend that she knows why they built the great wall of china ....

"they built the Great Wall of China to keep chinese people of Australia" .......... (enter a group of about a dozen asians) "I think they should build the wall higher because its too easy for them to climb!"

She's always managed to blurt out embarrassing things since she first learnt to speak. When she was 2 we were looking around for a car, hubby myself and bro, anyway my bro commented that a few cars were shitboxes. So she picked up on it and as we spent the day looking at caryards she proceeded to point at every car and say "shitbox" then giggle.

[GoogieMan]

with the Death of Steve Irwin (R.I.P you Ledgend)

my daughter 5 keeps askin to watch the Shark Hunter.

[ICUBYE]

this is what i used to say when i was 3 or 4..

I couldn't say coca cola so i used to say c_oc_k a kaka. My parents didn't know what i was saying till we were at mcdonalds and i was jumping up and down pointing at the coke sign screaming out c_oc_k a kaka at the top of my lungs, i dont remember this but i get reminded about it all the bloody time.

[NORTI]

what about the good old 'firef_uck' ? lol

Hmm My son learning b1tch & deciding to use it for the first time in context... at his grandma.... 'grandma your a b1tch' erm yeah that was interesting to explain..... he had used it before, but not in context lol

& ofcourse first swear word was 'shit'. I hit my head putting him into the car seat at age 2 or so, & I said 'aw shit', fast forward couple days later & I did it again... & he says 'aw shit mummy' oops!!!


My friends daughter.... pulling her knickers up her bum & declaring loudly that she was 'just like mummy now' lol


theres prob so many more I cant remember right now.



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[TheForgotten]

the best one that springs to mind is when our house was valued a few weeks ago. bub(2yo) is sitting on the couch watching wiggles when the agent rocks up. agent does the usual "hello aren't you a pretty little blah blah blah" and walks down the hall to get on with things. my little monster looks down the hall and says "f*ck you"

another... bub's doing her nudie run routine, stands on the balcony slapping her girl bits and shakin her bum while telling next-door's kids to shut up...

one more... bub standing on the balcony, old lady walks past, bub shouts out "DARPY" which is an altered version of the Fijian word "pedurpy" - which means "girl bits". old goat didn't know what to think, but we thought it was funny

[commod8]

my cousin's son (called luca, and is turning 3 in december) was playing around outside. i was sitting on the couch (which was outside). luca comes up to me and says "daniel, asabababababadbadadadadwiwpwipiipipipiabedababidip idiasabaida get up!" it was funny as, after all this random sound-making, he says "get up"

[mynuvu]

All i seem to hear from my kids now is...
"Dad were a bit short this week can you help us out?"

Strange, I get that question from my old man

[Sphinx]

Our 2 and a bit year old has come out with chichotch which is his way of saying sausage. He picked that up from his sister.

[pro_gmh]

i rember having dislexia when i was around 5, i used to write and pronounce my name backwards (mit), and all the common things like getting 6, 9, b, d, mixed around etc.

[Shounak]

i rember having dislexia when i was around 5, i used to write and pronounce my name backwards (mit), and all the common things like getting 6, 9, b, d, mixed around etc.

You should've joined the DNA.. National Dyslexics Association..

[Torquen]

one of my mates little brother said teh funniest thing the utha day. we were campin down south and there was a group of cows near by so we took him for a walk. there was this one bull in the paddock and caiden (my mates brother) pointed it out and said "bull". so we asked him how do you know its a bull? and hes goes "cause its got ears" haha i couldnt stop laughing for ages.

[bangers]

i was sitting watching top gear the other week with a bag of lollies. they were Raspberries. my 3 year old daughter turns around and says "i love arse berries". i cracked up.

unfortunately she caught my wife and i having sex the other day too, i jumped off the bed and pulled my pants up. she says "daddy's pants fell off while hugging mummy" oh the innocence.

my daughter has the best comical timing, she has my wife and i in stitches. the things she comes out with. she came in to my bedroom and woke me up a couple of weeks ago. she tells me she has a silly game to play. she reaches into her top pocket and pulls out her middle finger and goes "ahhhh". (she'd seen my wife and i doing that to each other from the ronnie johns show). suffice to say i had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. the timing of it was perfect.

[NORTI]

hhmm the getting caught thing..... lol take some explaining sometimes!! I wont go into my stories ! *blush*




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[bangers]

come on countess, just one.......

[pro_gmh]

Nah i reckon it would be worse the other way around.. getting caught by your parents!! ive been fortunate tho, no stories from me.

edit: on the second hand it would be even more worse if you were caught by ur partners parents!!

[NORTI]

erm Ive been caught by my parents too..... I must just be really bad at hiding it!!!!!!!!!




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[bangers]

you must be a screamer, or a really loud moaner.