Here's one from the latest South Park, how Mrs Garrison is explaining evolution lol.
in the beginning we were all fish, swimming around in the water... and one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. so retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with it's mutant fish hands and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this, retard frog squirrel, and then it had a retard baby which was a monkey fish frog, and then this monkey fish frog had butt sex with that monkey and then that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and then that made you.
so there you go, you're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.
Post up yours!
Little Britan ......... Computer Says No!!!! LMAO Love it
.:Blown VT V6, DAJ37:.
Every time I learn something new it pushes old stuff out of my brain. Like the time I took that wine tasting course and for got how to drive. (Our beloved Homer Simpson.)
"Why would I shoot someone and then take them to hospital, it defeats the whole point of having shot them it the first place" Chopper
Im not a complete idiot, some parts are still on backorder!
Peter griffin when he's running is own tv network.
" what about this side boob?, do you like it? "
" well you shouldn't because that MY side boob"
Gotta love family guy!!
We got rep back, yaaay!
I pity the fool.
Leela to fry, "your a guy and im a girl, we're just too different"
I think a quote from House was the best.
It comes from a scene where a NUN, is putting crap on another Nun.. about her illness.
Nun: "Sister Agnes believes in things that aren't real"
House: " Really ? I thought that was a job requirement for you people "
once you go black... your gonna need a wheel chair (white chicks)
hahaha always makes me laugh
I love this quote it still makes me laugh!!
"She hangs around with these big musclebound d!ckheads, c*ck diesel m*therf*uckers, you know.... can't even turn and wipe their ass".
And this one -
"They are explorers of a rat world... You know.... they just......they just looking for rat p*ssy hehe.."
Both from Bad Boys II
heres a quote of the funniest show.. The Office (american version)
<Jim had just put a fence of pencils up between Dwights desk and his desk>
Dwight Schrute: Your pencils are creating a health hazard. I could fall and pierce an organ.