you know what i hate about alcahol

[Patrio7]

as the title suggests, there is something i hate about the all mighty confidence fluid.


my issue is its like liquid 1337 to me.

sure i wouldn't try driving under the influence. my balance is majorly offset from booze but my other skills go up.

some people comment i get philosophically on the drink but i find that I get in the mood to type, so here i sit on MSN bantering my mates ear off lol. Call me bored but im cranking some tunes, i've had a few drinks. im making a fool of myself but im having a good night.

normally im a timid kind of person but it seems that after a couple i open right up lmao. so, while im under the influence, who wants to egg me on

no i will NOT do any stunts. i remember stuff when im sloshed and i dont get hangovers, yay for me

[TheForgotten]

yep, you'll also find that under the alfluence of incahol you'll also be able to talk to women you wouldn't normally have the courage to. I know of quite a few people who get better at pool when they're tilted

[crazyspoon05]

yep, you'll also find that under the alfluence of incahol you'll also be able to talk to women you wouldn't normally have the courage to. I know of quite a few people who get better at pool when they're tilted

Ha ha, my pool skills seem to increase when I've had a few too

[NORTI]

yup, I always say that of Ben too.




D.

[sixshooter]

Haha this thread is amusing...

i fink da mane probem wid da incapacitol iz u slurr ya speeling wen tireping an ya speelin an grandma sux azz !!!

[JD]

i find when i sloshed that my singing skills improve but everybody else around doesn't seem to think so..

[ProMaX]

ah yes it's true, altho i pull some pretty stupid stunts wen i'm on the piss so lately i've cut down quite a bit n doesn't seem quite as fun anymore

and yes much like u i never get hangovers no matter how much i drink n i've never thrown up from drinking

[4PLAYN]

Ahh yeah .... drinking + me back in the early days were fairly stupid ......

first instance was a screwdriver in my arm after jumping off a second story roof onto a trampoline (hoping to get in the pool) went over the pool and onto the shed where it collapsed ..... and where a screw driver went in my right arm.

Second time was playing soccer where i discloacted my knee and tried to play on .... Knee still plays up every now and again ....

Third time was 2 new years eves ago where i almost hung myself on the clothes line and puked my guts up something shocking

Last time was last night haha ..... i walked better than most other guys there and i kept up with them ...... with being sober for just under 2 years .....

Adam.

[Patrio7]

i get mostly fidgety, so im im out on the piss i'll start yapping or worse still, dancing :O

at home, i break out the face paint, don the war gear and trash out the internet like a little 13yo keyboard warrior, i love it ^_^

[bangers]

me and my mates used to walk the streets turning peoples water mains off. moving 'for sale' signs onto round-abouts and stupid stuff like that. i'm too scared to walk the streets pissed these days. last couple of times i did 6 guys tried to beat me up, and the other time a guy kept coming past saying he was going to kill me. luckily on the 2nd one some guys walked up that i didn't know and started talking to me just as the ******** pulled up to 'kill' me.

[crazyspoon05]

me and my mates used to walk the streets turning peoples water mains off. moving 'for sale' signs onto round-abouts and stupid stuff like that. i'm too scared to walk the streets pissed these days. last couple of times i did 6 guys tried to beat me up, and the other time a guy kept coming past saying he was going to kill me. luckily on the 2nd one some guys walked up that i didn't know and started talking to me just as the ******** pulled up to 'kill' me.

Ah yes, we used to move the auction today signs and stuff to a few houses down the roads, used to take witches hats, etc but all just harmless but annoying bits and pieces.

Back when I was going to nightclubs underage I used to walk to and from a mates places 3 or 4 k's away to use the money saved from cab fares in grog and a few times I had idiots in cars drive past and say similiar stuff, only ran two or three times when the car in question circled back and I knew the occupants were serious but definitely not as much fun as it used to be as in my neighbourhood theres some pretty nasty teen gangs getting around late at night nowadays.

Have walked home from the local a few times in recent months but always go down back streets or something if I see a group of people ahead

[SweetWagon]

A particular one comes too mind, me and my mates just came back from schoolies week, anyway one of my mates insisted on going down to the local cop shop every night (after we were drunk of-course) to have a friendly conversation. By the last night they knew him pretty well and he decided as a going away present he absolutely covered a falcon cop car in suicide prevention brochures he nicked from the office. They already have his details so i think he might be in for a nasty suprise but i wish i was there to see the coppers faces when they see the car.

[AttaBoy]

When me drunk after couple of drinks - I piss a lot like every F#@*ing 2 minutes!! Other than that I just seem to fall over all time especially on steps in pubs!! The floor seems flat to me when drunk!! even in front of the stairs at my house!!!!????

[vr_owner]

i have the same problem pissing every 3 minutes its not fun but i can drink move because of it

[Sabby]

i have the same problem pissing every 3 minutes its not fun but i can drink move because of it

haha so true mate

when im under the influence no one can out run me
and i dont get tired untill i pass out

[Sabbath']

Kicking lamp posts is fun....damn my friend for showing me that after i'd downed 3/4 of a bottle of Vodka, was fascinated for quite some time

[Patrio7]

hey promax, if you haven't chundered from booze then you haven't had enough!

when i was a bit younger my record stood at 12 cruisers before i road pizza'd the garden bed >.< had to have another to wash the taste out of my mouth lmao

[Sabbath']

hey promax, if you haven't chundered from booze then you haven't had enough!

when i was a bit younger my record stood at 12 cruisers before i road pizza'd the garden bed >.< had to have another to wash the taste out of my mouth lmao

I went about...11/12's of a bottle of Vodka, straight and 5 VB's and didnt pass out/vomit

I only finished 11/12's because i fell over trying to get up off the floor and smashed the bottle and rolled in the shards...painful

[crazyspoon05]

I've only thrown up twice in my many drinking years, once was after downing a bottle of bourbon and having a couple of hash cookies in the space of about 2 hours at Golden Beach in the early 90's and other one was at Crown Sports Bar after having my drink spiked on my 25th Birthday (really strange night that one...)

Usually able to go pretty hard, at Bathurst this year one of my mates and I knocked over 2 slabs of VB and a slab of Canadian Club & Dry Cans in about 8 hours...

[walesy]

Kicking lamp posts is fun....damn my friend for showing me that after i'd downed 3/4 of a bottle of Vodka, was fascinated for quite some time

hahaha yeh this is a favorite pastime of mine... just to see how many i could kick out in my old street ... the street was pitch black and i was exhausted

[-UNKNOWN-]

ah yes it's true, altho i pull some pretty stupid stunts wen i'm on the piss so lately i've cut down quite a bit n doesn't seem quite as fun anymore

and yes much like u i never get hangovers no matter how much i drink n i've never thrown up from drinking

You havent drank hard enough then have you!!!

[-UNKNOWN-]

hahaha yeh this is a favorite pastime of mine... just to see how many i could kick out in my old street ... the street was pitch black and i was exhausted

Also throwing train line rocks at signs is fun too (if you can hit em)! And climbing the church bell in PT Vincent S.A. at 2.00am while on holliday is a good laugh too!

[walesy]

haha why is ur rep roadkill??? lol u mustnt be liked much haha

[-UNKNOWN-]

Meh, I dont care what people think... Im just a name on their monitor! Think I hurt some dudes feelings a few weeks back!

[walesy]

hey i also just noticed ur signiture... u a tupac fan?? im a huge tupac fan!!