DESCRIPTION: Swap/Trade

ITEM: Wanted - 1 political party (will consider a coalition, provided it's leaders have a collective IQ of greater than 7) to lead the country after the next election. Must not have a leader who's moral framework is based on a fictional character, and preferably should have cabinet members with qualifications actually relevant to their portfolios.

LOCATION: Federal, but wouldn't mind one for NSW either if you happen to have a spare

CONDITION: I'd take anything really at this juncture.

DELIVERY/PICK UP INFORMATION: Ideally should arrange their own transport. If in Queensland I hear there are ute dealers who can help out.

PAYMENT OPTIONS: Will trade for votes, and one fairly well performing economy.

OTHER INFO: Not terribly picky, but would prefer not to have a leader who randomly doesn't tell the truth, or one who lets his cronies introduce policy to clog the internet tubes.