Another Trump Joke and Some Observations

[BlackVXGTS]

On Friday, an elementary school teacher poses her students a challenge....

"If you can tell me who said the following quote, they don't have to come to school on Monday: 'We have nothing to fear, but fear itself'"

A hand shoots up and little Billy Tran says "Franklin Delano Roosevelt".

"Correct, Billy. You can have next Monday off" the teacher replies.

"I'm Vietnamese, we value education I'll be here Monday".

"Ok" says the teacher "Lets try another one: 'Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.'"

This time the hand of little Susie Hou rises.

"Abraham Lincoln"

"Correct Susie." the teacher asserts "Enjoy your day off"

Susie says "Oh no ma'am. I'm Chinese, we also value education I'll be here early on Monday morning".

"******* immigrants!" a voice says from the back.

"Who said that?!" the teacher snaps.

"Donald Trump..." says little Johnny "...I'll see ya Tuesday"


Observations


“Say what you will about Trump, he is not stupid. He is a smart man with a deep understanding of what stupid people want.”―Andy Borowitz

“Donald Trump has had several foreign wives. It turns out that there are really are jobs Americans won't do.”–Mitt Romney

“Donald Trump is the weak man's vision of a strong man.”—Charles Cooke

 

[dirtymacca]

Donald nips into his local bakery and bumps into Hillary.

As they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three jam
doughnuts and puts them in her handbag.

She says to Donald, “See how clever I am?
The owner didn’t see anything and I don’t even need to lie. I
should really have won the election.”

The Donald says to Hillary, “That’s the typical
dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire
life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an
honest way to get the same result.”

Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says,

“Give me a doughnut and I will show you a magic trick.”

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a doughnut.
Trump swallows it and asks for another one.

The owner gives him another one.

Then Donald asks for a third doughnut and he eats
that, too
.
The owner is starting to wonder where the trick is
and asks, “Where's the magic in that?”

Trump replies, “Look in Hillary’s handbag”.

 

[Towcar]

Donald nips into his local bakery and bumps into Hillary.

As they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three jam
doughnuts and puts them in her handbag.

She says to Donald, “See how clever I am?
The owner didn’t see anything and I don’t even need to lie. I
should really have won the election.”

The Donald says to Hillary, “That’s the typical
dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire
life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an
honest way to get the same result.”

Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says,

“Give me a doughnut and I will show you a magic trick.”

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a doughnut.
Trump swallows it and asks for another one.

The owner gives him another one.

Then Donald asks for a third doughnut and he eats
that, too
.
The owner is starting to wonder where the trick is
and asks, “Where's the magic in that?”

Trump replies, “Look in Hillary’s handbag”.

And here is lies the problem with Trump, he is just as dishonest as the others but hides it under cloaks and mirrors by throwing others under the bus...