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are my test results back

Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by jatsvl, Nov 8, 2008.

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    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
    over his mouth and nose.
    A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge
    bath.
    'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'
    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only
    here to wash your upper body and feet.'
    He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles
    black?'
    Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
    worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
    back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand
    and his testicles in the other.

    Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with
    them,
    Sir!'

    The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly:
    'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
    closely......
    'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ??'
     

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