JCR001
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- Jan 26, 2016
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- Devonport, Tasmania
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- 2012 VE Berlina International
A crabby looking old bloke walks into a bank. He says to a woman teller, “I want
to open a ****ing cheque account.”
She replies, “Sir, I’m sorry, but foul language is inappropriate and uncalled for.”
“Look, I don’t care, you stupid ****ing fat cow!” He waves a finger under her
nose. “I want to open a ****ing account, all right?!”
The teller presses a button that summons the manager. She explains how the old
bloke has spoken to her. The manager tells the angry old bloke there is no way
the teller has to put up with his filthy tongue. “Sir, I think you have a problem.”
“I haven’t got a ****ing problem, you stupid ****ing arsehole,” he shoots back.
“I got pissed off with my previous bank and want to transfer my $20 million into
your ****ing bank!”
The bank manager gulps. “You should have ****ing said! I’m so sorry this stupid
****ing fat cow gave you such a hard time.”
to open a ****ing cheque account.”
She replies, “Sir, I’m sorry, but foul language is inappropriate and uncalled for.”
“Look, I don’t care, you stupid ****ing fat cow!” He waves a finger under her
nose. “I want to open a ****ing account, all right?!”
The teller presses a button that summons the manager. She explains how the old
bloke has spoken to her. The manager tells the angry old bloke there is no way
the teller has to put up with his filthy tongue. “Sir, I think you have a problem.”
“I haven’t got a ****ing problem, you stupid ****ing arsehole,” he shoots back.
“I got pissed off with my previous bank and want to transfer my $20 million into
your ****ing bank!”
The bank manager gulps. “You should have ****ing said! I’m so sorry this stupid
****ing fat cow gave you such a hard time.”