rambunctious
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Bloke walks into a bar and says to the barman
"give me a beer" and the barman gives him a beer.
Bloke scoffs it down and says
"give me another beer" and the barman gives him another beer.
Again, bloke scoffs it down and says
"give me another beer"
"Hang on mate" says the barman
"You better pay for what you have downed before you get anymore"
"Up yours" says the bloke and promptly walks out the door
Barman watches him cross the road to the cafe, so he phones the cafe owner and warns him the bloke does not pay.
Bloke orders roast chicken with all the trimmings.
Cafe owner brings it out and places it in front of the bloke and says
"Sir, I must warn you, if you don't pay, then anything you have done to this chicken, I will do to you"
Bloke thinks for a moment, then puts his finger up the chicken, pulls out some stuffing, puts it in his mouth and says
"Your turn"
"give me a beer" and the barman gives him a beer.
Bloke scoffs it down and says
"give me another beer" and the barman gives him another beer.
Again, bloke scoffs it down and says
"give me another beer"
"Hang on mate" says the barman
"You better pay for what you have downed before you get anymore"
"Up yours" says the bloke and promptly walks out the door
Barman watches him cross the road to the cafe, so he phones the cafe owner and warns him the bloke does not pay.
Bloke orders roast chicken with all the trimmings.
Cafe owner brings it out and places it in front of the bloke and says
"Sir, I must warn you, if you don't pay, then anything you have done to this chicken, I will do to you"
Bloke thinks for a moment, then puts his finger up the chicken, pulls out some stuffing, puts it in his mouth and says
"Your turn"