Martian joke day.
Two Martians land on earth and walk up to a petrol bowser.
"Take us to your leader"says the boss Martian.
He repeats this request 3 times with no result, so the younger Martian steps up and says
"Take us to your leader or I will blow you away"
Still no result, he repeats the request
"Take us to your leader or I will blow you away" says the young martian.
Still no result, he pulls out his ray gun.
"Be careful" says the boss martian, "He looks dangerous, please don't fire"
"I know how to handle this" says the younger martian" and with that, he pulls the trigger of his ray gun and there is this almighty explosion as the petrol bowser blows up, throwing both martians across the road into a paddock.
When the younger martian comes around, he looks up at the boss martian.
"I told you not to fire you fool" says the boss martian.
" You should always show respect to a bloke that tall who can throw his dick over his shoulder then stick it in his ear"
