JCR001
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- Jan 26, 2016
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- Location
- Devonport, Tasmania
- Members Ride
- 2012 VE Berlina International
A big game hunter flies to Africa, hires a guide and heads off into the deepest, darkest jungle to
hunt bush elephant. They trek for several days and the guide says they are getting near where
the elephants are likely to be. The hunter loads his Winchester Magnum and they creep forward.
Suddenly, the guide puts up a hand and they stop. There, only 50 metres ahead, they see a
huge bull elephant. But it’s stuck fast in mud and the hunter refuses to take advantage. Instead,
he and the guide start digging and free the elephant.
There is a flash of light and a fairy godmother appears. She says that because hunter has
shown mercy, he can wish for anything he wants. He says, right, he’d like the sex organ of that
elephant. The fairy godmother tells him his wish will be granted but it will happen only when he
steps back onto home soil.
The hunter flies back to Australia and, sure enough, when he steps on to land at Kingsford-Smith
Airport, his trousers split open, they can’t contain the sex organ he now sports. In the next few
months, his fame spreads far and wide. Women come from all over the world for a bit of the
action. They throw money at him and he won’t ever have to work again in his life.
My mate Cedric hears about this and decides he’ll try it, too. He flies off the Africa, finds the
same guide, is taken to the same thick jungle, finds an elephant stuck in the mud and releases it.
There is a flash and the same fairy godmother appears. Cedric says he’d like the sex organ organ
of that elephant. His wish is granted and he is told it will happen once he gets back home.
Cedric’s flight lands, he walks down the gangway and as his feet touch the tarmac he falls in half.
hunt bush elephant. They trek for several days and the guide says they are getting near where
the elephants are likely to be. The hunter loads his Winchester Magnum and they creep forward.
Suddenly, the guide puts up a hand and they stop. There, only 50 metres ahead, they see a
huge bull elephant. But it’s stuck fast in mud and the hunter refuses to take advantage. Instead,
he and the guide start digging and free the elephant.
There is a flash of light and a fairy godmother appears. She says that because hunter has
shown mercy, he can wish for anything he wants. He says, right, he’d like the sex organ of that
elephant. The fairy godmother tells him his wish will be granted but it will happen only when he
steps back onto home soil.
The hunter flies back to Australia and, sure enough, when he steps on to land at Kingsford-Smith
Airport, his trousers split open, they can’t contain the sex organ he now sports. In the next few
months, his fame spreads far and wide. Women come from all over the world for a bit of the
action. They throw money at him and he won’t ever have to work again in his life.
My mate Cedric hears about this and decides he’ll try it, too. He flies off the Africa, finds the
same guide, is taken to the same thick jungle, finds an elephant stuck in the mud and releases it.
There is a flash and the same fairy godmother appears. Cedric says he’d like the sex organ organ
of that elephant. His wish is granted and he is told it will happen once he gets back home.
Cedric’s flight lands, he walks down the gangway and as his feet touch the tarmac he falls in half.