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Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Jecs, Aug 25, 2012.

  1. Jecs

    Jecs PAVTEK Race Engines Staff Member

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    Welcome to the random thread. A place to talk about anything thats random or on your mind


    let the fun begin :)


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    4. Announcements - The Pub
     
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  2. HoZy

    HoZy //There Ain't No Rest For The Wicked...

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    Somehow I got talked into going out at about 3am, I walked in the door at 10am missing socks an my belt.

    I liked that belt :(
     
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    i find it very funny how cats jump when they get scared :rofl2:
     
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    Wombles Cars cost too much.

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    Note to self. Dont test a lighter next to your ear when you think its dead.. First strike, crackles, oh ####.. -im an idiot-
     
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    VS_Pete Donating Member

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    I put some top soil around the yard next doors cat shit on it.
     
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    Jonesy484 OfficialChadyMeetOrganisr

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    the akward moment when you come home from a 21st and you have no idea where your car is ......
     
  8. Drawnnite

    Drawnnite Obviously Unsensible

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    isnt the law and legal system "innocent until PROVEN Guilty"
    and actual evidence has to be proven

    *points to Lance Armstrong case for example*

    just whats on my mind for the current day
     
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  9. Loaded Dice

    Loaded Dice .... Lets roll.

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    Yeah good luck with that.
     
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    Wogboy1994 Rough

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    i hate how people try and take advantage of me based on my age. went to a wreckers today and these ye bois (unit sticker squad) tried to charge me 500 bux for (dusty scratched )some interior parts. went down the road and i started a conversation with the owner of a different wreckers and talked about how the previous wrecker i went to tried to rip me off and they said ye they know about em haha. ended up paying about 200 bux for everything in good condition and the colour i wanted.

    some people need to learn customer service :\
     
  11. Trayner

    Trayner Fresh prince of Pakky

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    It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
     
  12. Jecs

    Jecs PAVTEK Race Engines Staff Member

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    theres only one reason i can think of for taking your socks and belt off. but questions is why didnt i get a phone call to a chick moaning? haha :p
     
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    Chick moaning? I'm thinking autoerotic asphyxia while batting into a sock....................
     
  14. Jecs

    Jecs PAVTEK Race Engines Staff Member

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    either we have different phone calls from hoz or your into some messed up shit strike LOL
     
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    dumpedvs sheppa8

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    A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

    Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal..... Lol

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

    The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets
     
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  16. Jecs

    Jecs PAVTEK Race Engines Staff Member

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    never give an ex money, rookie mistake.
     
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    Don't ya just hate it when ya finger goes through the dunny paper when wiping ya butt???
     
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    Biznatch303 Pew Pew Lasers

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    Video games work better at battling depression than counseling does.

    Three kisses a day can strengthen and speed up your metabolism, a study suggests.

    Alcohol makes other people look 5 times more attractive than they really are.

    London offers training to those who want to be better prepared in case of a Zombie Apocalypse.

    The FBI does not consider men to be victims of rape, as according to their definition only women can be raped.

    Vodka can be used as a fabric freshener when doing laundry, it kills odor causing bacteria.

    Adding Vodka to your shampoo can help cleanse the scalp, keeping hair strong and healthy.

    If you study for a test while drunk, you'll perform better if you take the test while drunk!

    People who walk around with Apple accessories (iPod/iPhone/white ear buds) are more likely to get mugged.

    There is a dating website for zombies.

    Shooting a gun causes the same startled chemical reaction in the brain as a passionate kiss.

    The human mind has the ability to store memories within music. Your favorite songs can provoke many emotions.

    China has internet addiction rehab centers with severe punishments for hardcore internet addicts.

    Applying Vodka to your face, tightens pores and reduces risk of acne breakouts.

    Intelligent people are more likely to develop a sarcastic response to stupid questions or statements.

    Yawning keeps your brain from over heating.

    The average computer user spends more time touching their computer keyboard than their spouse or partner.

    82% of people judge others based on their profile picture.

    It’s possible to get a job as a sex toy tester.

    Dimples are facial muscle deformities.

    As you read this status, around 350,000 men are ejaculating world wide.
     
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    Jecs PAVTEK Race Engines Staff Member

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    VE drivers must hate me. when ever i see one in my rear view i always slow down
     
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    Loaded Dice .... Lets roll.

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    and you do this because.....?
     

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