The Random Thread

[Trayner]

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

 

[Jecs]

Somehow I got talked into going out at about 3am, I walked in the door at 10am missing socks an my belt.

I liked that belt

theres only one reason i can think of for taking your socks and belt off. but questions is why didnt i get a phone call to a chick moaning? haha

 

[AirStrike]

Chick moaning? I'm thinking autoerotic asphyxia while batting into a sock....................

 

[Jecs]

Chick moaning? I'm thinking autoerotic asphyxia while batting into a sock....................

either we have different phone calls from hoz or your into some messed up **** strike LOL

 

[dumpedvs]

A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal..... Lol

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets

 

[Jecs]

never give an ex money, rookie mistake.

 

[Aussievtv8]

Don't ya just hate it when ya finger goes through the dunny paper when wiping ya butt???

 

[Biznatch303]

Video games work better at battling depression than counseling does.

Three kisses a day can strengthen and speed up your metabolism, a study suggests.

Alcohol makes other people look 5 times more attractive than they really are.

London offers training to those who want to be better prepared in case of a Zombie Apocalypse.

The FBI does not consider men to be victims of rape, as according to their definition only women can be raped.

Vodka can be used as a fabric freshener when doing laundry, it kills odor causing bacteria.

Adding Vodka to your shampoo can help cleanse the scalp, keeping hair strong and healthy.

If you study for a test while drunk, you'll perform better if you take the test while drunk!

People who walk around with Apple accessories (iPod/iPhone/white ear buds) are more likely to get mugged.

There is a dating website for zombies.

Shooting a gun causes the same startled chemical reaction in the brain as a passionate kiss.

The human mind has the ability to store memories within music. Your favorite songs can provoke many emotions.

China has internet addiction rehab centers with severe punishments for hardcore internet addicts.

Applying Vodka to your face, tightens pores and reduces risk of acne breakouts.

Intelligent people are more likely to develop a sarcastic response to stupid questions or statements.

Yawning keeps your brain from over heating.

The average computer user spends more time touching their computer keyboard than their spouse or partner.

82% of people judge others based on their profile picture.

It’s possible to get a job as a sex toy tester.

Dimples are facial muscle deformities.

As you read this status, around 350,000 men are ejaculating world wide.

 

[Jecs]

VE drivers must hate me. when ever i see one in my rear view i always slow down

 

[Loaded Dice]

and you do this because.....?