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The Vacuum Won't Start

BlackVXGTS

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A retired guy sits around the house all day so one day his wife says, “Joe, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week”.
The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says: “Sure why not. Where’s the vacuum?
Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.
His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum running, I thought you were going to do the vacuuming”?
Exasperated, Joe answers,”The stupid thing is broken, it won't start. We need to buy a new one”.
“Really”, she says, “show me - it worked fine the last time”.

So he did:
https://videos.files.wordpress.com/Xblfe4qf/retired-vacum-cleaner_dvd.mp4.
 

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lol.....................
 

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Mwahahaha arrh, thank you, I needed that...
 

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Its like my iron,I get everything ready,turn the iron on and put it in automatic and the bloody thing just sits there !
 

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My dishwasher just sits there and watches TV, how do I get IT to work?
 

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My dishwasher just sits there and watches TV, how do I get IT to work?[/QU
Turn the tv off. The dishwasher will either work or go home to mum.
 
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