You know it's hot in Australia when

[keith reed]

1. The best parking spot is determine by the shade not the distance.
2. Hot water comes out of both taps.
3. You learn the car safety buckle makes a good branding iron.
4. You know in January and February it takes only 2 fingers to steer the car.
5. The temperature drops below 32 degrees centigrade and you feel chilly.
6. You discover you can get sunburnt through a window.
7. You develop a fear of metal door handles.
8. You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7 am.
9. Your biggest bicycle fear is what if I got got knocked out and ended up
lying on the road getting cooked.
10. You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.
11. Farmers feed their chickens crushed ice to prevent them laying hard boiled eggs.
12. The trees are whistling for the dogs.
13. While walking barefoot to the car you do a tight rope act on the white lines
in the carpark.

 

[greenacc]

And you realise the shifter in your VE has a melting point lower than the temp inside your car while parked at the beach.

 

[UTE042_NZ]

14. You go to cross the road and both of your thongs break when they become welded to the bitumen.
15. You have burn scars on on the inside of your right arm from your car window frame.
16. You go and sit under a tree just so you can get pissed on by the cicadas.

 

[r3b3lw0lf]

Number 11 is the best lmgdfao

 

[Dayvo]

You get 3rd degree burns on the bridge of you nose when you put on your sunglasses from the sunglasses holder