You know u are trailer trash when....

[Outlaw Torn]

You know you're trailer trash when...

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"

Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

 

[VZCalZone]

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
Good stuff.

 

[kowan]

damn funny "You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels."

 

[Wombat]

Gold.

As for the "relationships with the relations" idea, I saw a British magazine where they were having a go at people from some part of England which they seemed to treat the same as "trailer trash". One comment said "While riding through a village, you run over a womans cat. In her anger, she gets her husband, brother, father, and grandfather to kick your head in. Fortunately for you, they are all the same man...kick him in the nuts and keep driving".:yeah:

 

[vn88calais]

hahahaha nice ahahah made me chuckle!!

cheers, Todd

 

[Shortstuff]

That's classic!

Gold.

As for the "relationships with the relations" idea, I saw a British magazine where they were having a go at people from some part of England which they seemed to treat the same as "trailer trash". One comment said "While riding through a village, you run over a womans cat. In her anger, she gets her husband, brother, father, and grandfather to kick your head in. Fortunately for you, they are all the same man...kick him in the nuts and keep driving".:yeah:

Ha ha! Yeah, the "Fens". Dangerous territory.

 

[Trennaa]

You know you're trailer trash when...

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.

Comedic GOLD!!!!