You know you're Australian if ...

[MySV6]

I dont own a Bond's chesty, but as for the rest, yep thats true

 

[General Xander]

hahaha, so true, but yea, im pretty sure fosters is only there so they can say that they dont 'just' own everything. they're like the microsoft of the beer

 

[General Xander]

oh, and you forgot wayne-o. and that "'goin on c*nt" is a perfectly acceptable way of greeting a friend

 

[Julie]

apparently the following should also be on the list:

*you are drunk
*you are dumb
*you like animals
*you own a nokia 3110
*you are racist
*you call Indians brown bastards
*you can only understand people when they talk slowly

 

[Krisp]

apparently the following should also be on the list:

*you are drunk
*you are dumb
*you like animals
*you own a nokia 3110
*you are racist
*you call Indians brown bastards
*you can only understand people when they talk slowly

i resemble your quotations my lady

 

[DAKSTER]

dumb bugger i am, i was a bit legless yesterdee arvo down at the rub a dub and dropped me flash new dog n bone down the dunny. I give Nokia a bell, and some curry muncher answered. Buggered if I could make head nor tail outa what he was waffling about, if they cant talk proper english like what i does, they should at least talk slower and gimme a chance to suss it out. I reckon me old cattle dog Rusty would make a better go of it. Give him a couple bullets worth of roo a week to keep him happy, and Bobs your Uncle problem solvered boss.

 

[Krisp]

just remember they did have the thought process to call andrew symonds a monkey

 

[detox_nath83]

for all of us Saying this is soooo true.....

Clearly we are all AUSSIES...............

boompaaaaaa