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    i was wondering if any1 had a vn/vp or vr police chip that they want to sell ?
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    unicorns are exctinct now so the police had to stop making the chips, cant make a cop chip without unicorn horns
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    You gotta be kidding right

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonko View Post
    i was wondering if any1 had a vn/vp or vr police chip that they want to sell ?
    Oh dear. You sad person!


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    Ok, once again ive run aground with a bunch of elitist PRATS who think they know it all, stuff your cars and stuff your forum!
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    Sure I'll get one for you, does $500 sound decent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paiste402 View Post
    unicorns are exctinct now so the police had to stop making the chips, cant make a cop chip without unicorn horns
    ahahahahah!!!

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    i got one here, its from a v8 so it should help open those spare couple of cylinders you dont use in a v6, trust me your car will go like a rocket.
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    I have two cop chips in my VR for extra fully sickness bro, but i'm driving a bit slower these days so could probably live with just one fitted. Wanna buy the one i'm taking out?
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    message the member delcowizid - he has wrecked a few BT1s and has a few spare chips in his fridge. I think he eeven uses the cop tune on his VN wagon

    You gotta be careful to only take the car out in cold weather though, too much heat can cause condensation in the odometer seals and erase the chip.

    Dont listen to any of these guys that say its not real, they are just bullshitting you cos you are a new member. I have taken a ride in delcowizids vn (with cop chip) and it is definitely the fastest commodore I have ever been in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew426 View Post

    Dont listen to any of these guys that say its not real, they are just bullshitting you cos you are a new member.
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    everyone wants to be a comedian.....

    mate, I can't speak for the other states, but in Qld there was no such thing as a 'cop chip' - and I'm fairly sure it's the same case for the other states.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew426 View Post
    message the member delcowizid - he has wrecked a few BT1s and has a few spare chips in his fridge. I think he eeven uses the cop tune on his VN wagon

    You gotta be careful to only take the car out in cold weather though, too much heat can cause condensation in the odometer seals and erase the chip.

    Dont listen to any of these guys that say its not real, they are just bullshitting you cos you are a new member. I have taken a ride in delcowizids vn (with cop chip) and it is definitely the fastest commodore I have ever been in.
    yeah that cop chip gave me 9psi of boost made it go way good
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    Cop chips? U mean crackling? I have a bt1... All they are is an SS without the bodykit.. No chips broooo, cant chew broooo, can only eat plAnkt0n
    i'm not tailgating, i'm keeping up with the pace car

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    ok Andrew426 for starters he is hardly new he has what 180 odd post so personally thats not new. also there is not such thing as a cop chip they just had upgraded break package, fe2 suspension ?? cold air, exhause and a standard hsv chip in them and no thats not a cop chip. ahhh dear jonko just so you know for future reference use the search bar at the top for questions because sometime they have either been solved or in this case answered. also it saves urself from humiliation lol

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    most of the cops around here have chips.. i believe they are 500kw thins salt & vinegar.
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    dunno bout the v8s but the v6 does not have a cop chip if they did they wouldnt be soooo bloody slow

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    dunno bout the v8s but the v6 does not have a cop chip if they did they wouldnt be soooo bloody slow

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    Quote Originally Posted by python_hunter1 View Post
    most of the cops around here have chips.. i believe they are 500kw thins salt & vinegar.
    lmfao thats a pisser

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    hahahaha best thread..

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