cars full of green ants

[fuzzy2308]

arrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my baby is full of green ants there every where coming out the vens in the glove box under the seet f*****kkkkking every were even in my hair and even worse there bitting my ballsssssss arrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhhh, any one got any sugestions arrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh help pls,...... :cr

[Cursed CX8]

Lay off the crack, it makes you see things

My suggestion would be not to park on an ants nest with a can of coke in the car. Now that they are leave id get some natural ant killing stuff, like the new mortein and pump your car pull of it. Then vacuum and deodorise like crazy.

hahah they bit your balls, rep point given

[MEANVY]

.....****!
Try getting a few of those insect bombs, leave them in the car for a few days then go out with a vacuum cleaner and clean them up

*EDIT* Damn you calais....

[fuzzy2308]

i gonna do it 2morow im so ****ing biten and so itchy theres nothing funnyer than standing in a chemist scrathing ya clackers trying to tell the girl u want some thing to relive the intchin from the bites for my balls and u want a product tht wont burn .

[Cursed CX8]

.....****!
Try getting a few of those insect bombs, leave them in the car for a few days then go out with a vacuum cleaner and clean them up

*EDIT* Damn you calais....

Thankyou, thankyou. Its gotta be a natural based one, otherwise the next time you turn on the ac u get a face full of chemicals

i gonna do it 2morow im so ****ing biten and so itchy theres nothing funnyer than standing in a chemist scrathing ya clackers trying to tell the girl u want some thing to relive the intchin from the bites for my balls and u want a product tht wont burn .

Humm, havnt been to a 'massage parlor' lately have you?

[rcnugget]

lol funny thread would read again,

I had a roach problem in my last work car when I got it ( holden combo ex fridge repair vehicle ) that said I got the ****s and got 2 of the mortien insect bombs and let loose, I could not believe it there was at least 300 dead roaches after an hour ... kinda freaked me out a bit

[jas98]

lol funny thread would read again,

I had a roach problem in my last work car when I got it ( holden combo ex fridge repair vehicle ) that said I got the ****s and got 2 of the mortien insect bombs and let loose, I could not believe it there was at least 300 dead roaches after an hour ... kinda freaked me out a bit

weight reduction....they would have been slowing you down haha bet the car went better after that:P

[greenfoam]

I got bitten by a green ant in QLD once, nasty little buggers :!) it's a totally different kind of pain from Victorian bull ants and I still haven't decided which is worse

[Zuicider]

Lay off the crack, it makes you see things

My suggestion would be not to park on an ants nest with a can of coke in the car. Now that they are leave id get some natural ant killing stuff, like the new mortein and pump your car pull of it. Then vacuum and deodorise like crazy.

hahah they bit your balls, rep point given

not like it matters if u dont them ****s are everywhere

[fuzzy2308]

I got bitten by a green ant in QLD once, nasty little buggers :!) it's a totally different kind of pain from Victorian bull ants and I still haven't decided which is worse

green ants are much worse than bull ants i reckon, my feet are covered with bittes there so itchy its painfull,

[fuzzy2308]

hey look mi signature worked, its never worked before I'm 3.67% happier now

[terry1991]

haha my dad parked his car under a ants nest to lol 2hrs later the little turds were everywere just sprayed some of that ants spray with the doors open most of them dont like being hit witht hat **** so they leave the car saves a big cleaning job lol. have fun with the ants.

[shanhsv]

Dont know about QLD or VIC,but for most of us in the middle,we have the joy having both green ants and bull ants.As a kid i hated getting stung by green ants but now its more anoying than anything.I sometimes go feed them flies just for sh!ts and giggles. Bull ants actually can kill mutha f**kers,i watched a doc'o on them and their poison stuff is the most toxic of any ant in the world or some crap.Still,when im out bush,i cant help but p!ss them off and throw a centerpeed on the nest

[VSIIBerlinaL67]

i got bitten by a bull ant when i was in prep and cried lol

[Zuicider]

when i was in year 4 and out bush, after church we would go out and pour petrol down their nests and watch them burn. easiest to wipe out an ants nest is to part with 250mls of thinners kills them dead

[shanhsv]

I like it,kill them till they die from it.

[greenfoam]

My best bull ant story is when I was sitting on my pushbike in the bush barefoot talking to my friend (I was about 6 or 7) and then realised after the first bite that I had my foot ontop of a bull ants nest and they were raging :P. I got a HEAP of bites before I got them all off my foot, maybe 15. I wasn't happy . I get bitten by them fairly often out in the garden it's not so bad once you grow up and get used to pain a bit more

[shanhsv]

just wondering,bull ants,they are those inch long brown bastards with huge jaws right

[Cursed CX8]

just wondering,bull ants,they are those inch long brown bastards with huge jaws right

yer they look like this

[shanhsv]

turns out you only die if ur if u have a bad reaction to the sting

[fuzzy2308]

yer they look like this

ha aha aha ah ahhhh ahhhh ahh hah ha ha.

[TA 91 WA]

when i was in year 4 and out bush, after church we would go out and pour petrol down their nests and watch them burn. easiest to wipe out an ants nest is to part with 250mls of thinners kills them dead

Watch out for the RSPCA.. Animal Cruelty

[greenfoam]

just wondering,bull ants,they are those inch long brown bastards with huge jaws right

There's heaps of different species see this link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_ant

We have a few different ones here, We have shiny black/purple ones more than an inch long maybe almost 2 inchs (rare to see these) mayeb once each 5-10 years you see one, we have red ones that are about an inch long or slightly longer. Neither of those have ever bitten me as they are both pretty rare if not close to extinct (especailly the shiny black ones) once in a whiel you will see a differenct species than those two but very rarely. The normal common "bull ants" here in South West VIC are matt black a less than an inch long they are also called "Jumpers" here because they go nuts and jump all over the place when they get agro

This one in this link is similar if not the same as the ones here

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...a.pilosula.jpg

[Man]

I lived in darwin and now back down here in Vic and can say that bullants have a much stronger bite which leaves a huge mark. Green ants are a bіtch because they are on the leaves of trees as you brush past them and it's more common to get bitten, but if youre unlucky enough to get bitten by a bullant by standing on its nest then youre in for a shіt load of pain. Another pesky ant from up north is the meat ant, has a nice little sting. Interested if anybody from Qld has parked their car on a fire ant nest, that would make for some interesting reading!

[jas98]

Interested if anybody from Qld has parked their car on a fire ant nest, that would make for some interesting reading!

then it would rear "My balls are on fire" lol