sumone is coming to look at my vr pointers?

[Zuicider]

just wondering is there anything i can do to help with the sale other than a good clean? cheers

[danja]

Don't be stoned when the buyer turns up. Usually helps.

[Zuicider]

havent been stoned in years the stonedville is just a joke up here

[nicko]

present yourself as a clean person

[Zuicider]

present yourself as a clean person

damn im gonna fail there

[nicko]

put on your best flanny, iron those footy shorts and buy some taylor made ciggys instead of those roll your own durries. Should nail the sale!

[Zuicider]

cheers fellas gonna go get a hair cut tomorro, remove this mullet i have here

[VS Omega]

Be as honest as possible, if there's something wrong tell them, give them a reason to trust you and they'll know where they stand if they purchase the car, a lot more reassuring then getting an unknown car in "perfect" condition only to suspect it'll break later on

[Zuicider]

i told her the power steering pump died today and that im putting in a good one tonight which i have done so turned a negative into a positive

[social]

oh i bet shes feeling really assured now lol

[Cobez]

Don't bullshit them, but don't JUST tell them all the bad points of it. A little from column a and a little from column b.

[Zuicider]

car sold so thanks everyone for ya tips

[Chirpstr]

Did you remember to brush your teeth?

[BxTom]

Hope you cleaned behind your ears!

Tom.

[OzJD]

if the door handles (in and out) look greyed...

lol a spiill a few drops (seriously - a tiny bit) of tranny oil on your hands, and rub in hands very well, then rub hands on the door handles etc (stuff that looks worn) and it should give it a "new" look :-)

If tyres are dull... get out the black spray paint (some oils might work instead)

Got a can of deoderiser or similar? What you might not smell others might (You get used to alot of smells)

Have a look at car dealers, handles etc look new, tires look new, cars always smell weird... but normally not bad.