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    Lightbulb Why won't she love me?

    If you are the stalker type. And have spent countless hours sitting in your car outside the residence of your would-be partner listening to the radio (or CD) and watching.....forever watching......and waiting. Do I have the mod for you.

    This mod will completely illuminate the factory audio deck with the head or park lights off. Presently only the lcd illuminates with the headlight switch set to off when the deck is switched on.

    • You need to remove the audio deck with the proper extraction tools.
    • Undo the passenger side trim (see pic).
    • Push the deck connector through to the back. This is a bit difficult as the HVAC box is in the way. Perseverance is the key.
    • Undo some of the black sheathing.
    • Locate the yellow(Y) and brown/white(NW) wires.
    • Cut the NW wire.
    • You need to splice the NW wire from the deck to the Y wire (see pic).
    • Securely terminate the other end of the NW wire.
    • Reinstall the connector. As stated, it is a tight fit. Install deck.
    Notes,
    The deck will no longer fully illuminate when the park or head lamps are switched on.
    However the deck will now fully illuminate under the following conditions:
    Switched on, Acc on, Ignition on and BCM controlled accessory relay on.
    Dimmer function is not affected.

    BTW. I'm not a stalker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyitsEnricoPallazzo View Post
    BTW. I'm not a stalker.
    Riiiggghhttt....

    Good writet up!!
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    Should have known I would get those responses. Makes the forum just a bit more intersting I guess.

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    Um, why would you want to do this other than being a stalker?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pjdm1980 View Post
    Um, why would you want to do this other than being a stalker?
    Let's say you are sitting in your car outside a friend's place waiting for them to get home, at night?
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    The only use is stalking, though it is probably easier to buy an aftermarket system, that way you can stealth stalk with subs...

    Nice write up though.

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    It's great for going to see a drive-in cinema movie. And you can stalk at the same time!

    Gotta get me a cop interior light set-up. So I can stalk more effectively.

    Looking into getting a Burqa too or maybe a Yowie suit (same thing really). Maybe I'll just get out of it cheap and get some Nugget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyitsEnricoPallazzo View Post
    Looking into getting a Burqa too or maybe a Yowie suit (same thing really).
    This made my day! Lol
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    Ah I remember seeing you around then! I gave you a can of tuna to paint my car, you didnt do it!!

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