XXXX Gold V8 Mate Rules

[.Holdon.]

hey, trying to find some more of those rules on the XXXX Gold beers. but at 2 different rules for a single 36 tinnie slab i'm going to be doing alot of drinking to get them all. if you guys know of any can you add them on? cheers.

#1.DANCING - Mates shall only approach a dance-floor together when the number of women outnumbers the men.
#2.DRINKING - Never buy a mate a drink that requires a straw, unless his head is stuck in a helmet.

#5.GARDENING - Gardening with a mate is acceptable if it involves a sledge hammer, skip or heavy machinery.

#37.WARMTH - If a mate wears a scarf to anything other than a sporting event, throw it in a tree.

#51.SHOPPING - Mates don't shop together, unless it's for beer, power tools or home electronics.

 

[MY-42-VT]

# 41 SKIPPING - only mates who box are allowed to skip

 

[Troy711]

Edit them into the original post so we can have a full list... saves having to buy 49 cartons lol.

 

[f1tzy]

lol i don't drink beer but i wanna buy a carton just to get all of these

 

[Cobez]

:rofl: I drink beer, but i wouldn't drink XXXX if i was diagnosed with a deadly disease that required only XXXX to cure me of it

Those rules are bloody funny though :rofl:

 

[nick3110]

:rofl: I drink beer, but i wouldn't drink XXXX if i was diagnosed with a deadly disease that required only XXXX to cure me of it

Those rules are bloody funny though :rofl:

here here...


#1001 DRINKING - Mates don't allow mates to get XXXX lol

 

[redcedar]

Its called XXXX because Queenslanders cant spell BEER !

 

[TrEnNaVY]

no its called XXXX coz u cant write **** on the can

 

[Torquative]

their marketing works for me at V8 Supercars tho when its the only beer you can get from the XXXX Retreat :whistling

 

[VKCOMMO]

hey, trying to find some more of those rules on the XXXX Gold beers. but at 2 different rules for a single 36 tinnie slab i'm going to be doing alot of drinking to get them all. if you guys know of any can you add them on? cheers.

#1.DANCING - Mates shall only approach a dance-floor together when the number of women outnumbers the men.
#2.DRINKING - Never buy a mate a drink that requires a straw, unless his head is stuck in a helmet.

#5.GARDENING - Gardening with a mate is acceptable if it involves a sledge hammer, skip or heavy machinery.

#37.WARMTH - If a mate wears a scarf to anything other than a sporting event, throw it in a tree.

#51.SHOPPING - Mates don't shop together, unless it's for beer, power tools or home electronics.

looks like someone hasn't been drinking much.. lol