**** Commodore Drivers Never Say.

[ari666]

i think today i will not wear my flanellette shirt.

 

[ari666]

my local constabulary is filled with reasonable individuals, who perform their thankless job exceptionally well.

 

[ari666]

please
thank you
youre welcome
bless you
cheers
basically any intonement of gratitude

 

[Big-Al]

I bought the car as an investment because no one makes money on property.

 

[ari666]

the only mods i have planned are to improve the stopping ability and ride.

 

[ari666]

i never use my horn in conjunction with profanity to let other drivers know what i think of them.

 

[ari666]

hand gestures out the window are dangerous and could result in personal bodily harm.

 

[vy1tonnerbloke]

I was driving my V6 this arvo and got flogged by a V8, he wasn't even trying.

 

[ari666]

"ok i admit it, that nissan el-grand beat me in a drag because it has more power and torque than my ls1"

 

[showbags]

My [insert brand] cat back zorst with single muffler drones like a mother fkr and sounds ****.