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]was sent this ..... For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage...

Caution some swear words .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTGIX3WezvQ&mode=related&search=

my ex- wife brought me an Aussie flag cooking apron -Ouch!! nice dig.

Ouch !! more pain for this bruised pom to add to his reckless paintball forey on Saturday- i look like i have been chesting Brett Lee-paintballing is awesome -totally mad ,my workmates have been laughing at me all big time this week..

Even if there wasn't a God , there would still be those who would feel the need to invent him. I was once told.

Sir Paul & the Missus It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic. News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his...

No i don't sorry.

Look at this!

what do you do if a pitbull humps your leg? - fake an orgasm.

we are very divided in this house over brussel sprouts 2 love 2 hate , i like them-good post ,thanks.

ha ! guy knows how to keep his woman in line - thanks for posting .

trick or treat?

College Sweaters Three women at the doctors office. The first one goes in to see the doctor. When the doctor goes to examine her he notices a big "Y" on her chest. The doctor asks, "Why do you have a big "Y" on your chest?" She replies, "Well, my boyfriend went to Yale and when we...

Q. What has Evel Kenevil and George Michael got in common? A. Both have skid marks on their helmets.

WHO SAID MEN WERE NOT SENSITIVE A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears...

Mothers are great, it is social welfare queens that are usually the prob , it seems that women who think they can be dads and rip kids off of a father so as they can maxisimise welfare and C$A handouts , are the prob .

you stole a bit of my life .

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p.s. when my girlfriend saw this haka clip she looked at me and asked "is that real ? " i nodded and said with a straight face "yes, they always come out like that nowdays"..................

For anybody who missed this . http://youtube.com/results?search=handbag+haka+&search_type=search_videos&search=Search

What do you call 15 blokes sitting around a table watching the Rugby World Cup final? the All Blacks

i ran this 'joke' past a few workmates - funny thing is they all wore the exact same 'pained' expression (with lips pursed) , for about a minute before they laughed , mate! this joke had me dry-wretching at work just thinking about it the next day.

Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they...

Paint can A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The vicar told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month." The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the Church. When the vicar ushers them into...

But if she wants another bloke he still gets to cop the rough end of the pineapple.

Try Again From last nights soccer

Looks about right.

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and...

Great if you are on the run (and not running of course)

Thanks for that - i forgot about the Ben Cousins thing-out here the radio station reckoned they was holding Ben Cousins fun-runs on-air complete with wailing police sirens going off, was pretty mad stuff, funny also.

A couple of guys hiding behind rubbish and scaring people. http://www.break.com/index/scare4.html

love it - are these guys from the east coast? the guy running from the car is wearing a west coast eagles top.

now is about the time the kiwis type with one hand .

Beware the hairy noose.

Ah ! Drink Speights and lose your mates -they say, but I always thought it was a good drop , lived in Dunedin for a few years myself once, still kin defrosting .

This clip with the Beckhams cracked us up . http://youtube.com/watch?v=fgRpX6FU2Z4&search=ali-g

funny stuff - he's lucky someone didn't shoot him .

50th Wedding Anniversary............................... A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one... "Sorry I'm running late... had an...

The following rhymes are allegedly entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with a romantic first line and an unromantic last line: --- Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, The sugar bowl's...