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Use your imagination A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their Anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & pawnshop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th...

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton panties and tongs." The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as unskilled...

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Wanting to buy a HQ Statesman nosecone in any condition Email me [email protected]

One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the bar for a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?" The redneck said it was his. "Your dog...

tell me your best bleach skit

you have to watch this,,,funny YouTube - .: My Son Optimus Prime :.(Bleach)

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have!" He tells her, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, Baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have!" The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite...

What about useing it for parts, anyone interested???

5 Speed manual, runs well but not in roadworthy condition, needs body work and minor electrical work. Selling as do not have time or space to keep/fix up. Great car, regretful sale. Perfect project car for any Ford enthusiast. Any questions please contact me. Pickup only. Owner reserves right to...

OHHH give the poor police a break!!! Please do not do this as the police have enough on their plates with all the donuts they have to eat per day.

Just to keep with the Japanese theme. here is a Japanese Proverb

sounds like the "japanese poodle story" Japanese fooled in poodle scam Where a pet company imported some sheep and sold them as poodles to the Japanese. The story was later found to be a hoax, but still amusing

A true advertisement advert placed by a Jappanese Student in Sydney And yes, it is a possum Konichi wa !!!

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops...

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Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and sa ys, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis.'...

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How`s ya bum mate ?

When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day (even if retired you have those Sometimes), try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the Thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson Be very sure you get this brand. When you get...

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next...

A very old couple who have been married 'forever' are sitting on the porch one night. Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him off the porch and into the bushes. He crawls back up and asks, 'What was that for?' She says, 'For having such a little pecker.'...

MS Paint can do it too

There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the other one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their death. Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to...

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Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went: Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?' Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.' Walmart Employee: 'What you want on the cake?' Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and...

Septic Truck Sign

I can not choose the winner No 6 or No 1 Note to self: Always carry the camera.

do we need any further evidence that these blokes are morons?

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I...

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This is soooooooo funny YouTube - Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist and go to part2 Achmed the Dead Terrorist then go to Jingle Bomb too

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I bought a 4Cyl ford cortina a few years ago very cheap (that was the only reason) and the bloke had just replaced the head on it and after he had done that it would not idle. After many hours testing everything, replacing many parts (sparkplugs, points, ect ect) and getting many people to look...

It FINALLY makes sense ....... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big...

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At a high School in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school building. Before they let them go they painted numbers on the sides of the goats. 1,2,4. Local school administrators spent most of the day looking for goat #3.