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  1. dsnutz

    head gasket

    Hi all If I was to change my head gasket would I have to have my heads machined or could I just change the gasket and put it all back together. Cheers DSNUTZ
  2. dsnutz

    I got it

    well people the tuesday just passed i got my P's yay for me i am happy no more hey can i get a lift to the train station. I got 98% on my driving and i think 97% on the computer but yeah so happy that i finally got it at the ripe old age of 22.:driving: :cops:
  3. dsnutz

    pharmacist

    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyinide." The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyinide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The...
  4. dsnutz

    stupid but funny

    A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of...
  5. dsnutz

    Vn Parts!!!!!!! Hurry Must Sell

    how many k's on the clusters
  6. dsnutz

    Daddy Longlegs

    oh that is gold :D :D :D
  7. dsnutz

    Beautiful comeback

    love it good stuff
  8. dsnutz

    Quote of Quotes

    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc. 1989.
  9. dsnutz

    You got male

    DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad, His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!" "Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met...
  10. dsnutz

    Best Number Plates

    my mate had some good one on his vl EXPOZD (vl calais with twin throttles and charged) he also had UGOTGD and he sold CMESK8
  11. dsnutz

    More than two, less than four

    lmao very good first one was gold
  12. dsnutz

    are you from ireland

    Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland" The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!" The first guy says, "So am I! And where about in Ireland might...
  13. dsnutz

    old but good

    A professor at the University of Tennessee was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of...
  14. dsnutz

    big people words

    A group of kindergarteners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Quentin what he had done over the weekend...
  15. dsnutz

    Would you laugh or cry?

    lmao and crying at the same time :cry: :rofl:
  16. dsnutz

    not bad one

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on...
  17. dsnutz

    A Little Flab

    One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose". While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning the man woke his wife with a...
  18. dsnutz

    little johnny on acid

    oh thats gold you got to love little johnny :yeah: :yeah: :yeah:
  19. dsnutz

    mondays gag

    An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad. "Knowing her patients...
  20. dsnutz

    what body part is first

    WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST???? The nun, teaching in a Sunday school, was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question: "When you die and go to Heaven.... which part of your body goes first? "Suzy raised her hand and said: "I think it's your hands." "Why do you...
  21. dsnutz

    Mickey Dee's (Mc'donalds)

    same happened to me and my girlfriend but at subway of all places my girlfriend cant eat hot food and they put chillies on her sub and she almost died every thing just shuts down we rang the manager and they wanted to send out a voucher.
  22. dsnutz

    $50 is $50

    Morris And His Wife, Esther Went To The Easter Show Every Year. Every Year, Morris Would Say, "esther, I'd Like To Ride In That Helicopter." Esther Always Replied, " I Know Morris, But That Helicopter Ride Is 50 Dollars And 50 Dollars Is 50 Dollars." A Few Years Later, Esther And Morris...
  23. dsnutz

    the boss

    every one wishes they could do this http://www.abunawaf.com/mix/store2/mulakama.swf
  24. dsnutz

    the power of a woman

    A sexy woman sauntered up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender, who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked...
  25. dsnutz

    did you buy a bargain or a rip-off?

    i paid $1500 for my vn calais it has pace makers and a shift kit and got 6 months reg with it not to bad if you ask me
  26. dsnutz

    Anyone interested in a vsv6 cai

    can you fit the vs v6 cai onto a vn calais v6???? just wondering thanks
  27. dsnutz

    vn stutters going around left hand corners

    i have the same problem with mine but mine is when i go right around a corner i have a vn calais v6:b: :b:
  28. dsnutz

    The bumper sticker thread

    My sisters boyfriend had this on his torana IF YOU WANT MORE INCHES,STROKE IT
  29. dsnutz

    Changing VN engine mounts

    does any one know were to get cheap engine mounts from in melb Cheers D
  30. dsnutz

    calais revs

    hey thanks heaps for your help. Im sorry but i dont know much about cars but were is the O2 sensor and the throtle body is clean i just took it off and cleaned it Cheers D
  31. dsnutz

    calais revs

    its been like this for ages i changed the two plugs on the back of the throtle body and still the same. could it be my O2 sensor maybe Cheers D
  32. dsnutz

    calais revs

    hi all i have a vn calais and my revs keep going up and down and if i revers or turn a corner to fast it just dies any ideas Cheers
  33. dsnutz

    Wtb

    Wanted to buy vn lowered springs for v6 i am in melbourne any help would be great thanks in advance
  34. dsnutz

    for sale vn calais rims

    original vn calais rims for sale with brand new rubber 100% tread im in melbourne wester subs asking price $350 ono for more info email me at [email protected] :wave:
  35. dsnutz

    Injected VH SLE

    very very nice ride :yeah:
  36. dsnutz

    GENIE Extractor?

    Go pacemakers all the way great product :air:
  37. dsnutz

    It's Starting to piss me off, Stalls under load.

    i have a vn 6 and it does the same thing :mad:
  38. dsnutz

    F/S ( Melb ) 9 inch differential to suit commadore VN VP and VB VC

    are these diffs still a go or how much would it cost to but lsd into a stock vn 6 diff :yeah:
  39. dsnutz

    Wanted

    the last time i checked they had them on ebay and trading post online so check them :)
  40. dsnutz

    For Sale - 1995 VS 5.0L SS

    can you email me some more info if it is still up for sale [email protected] :)
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