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My first Car, a HG Kingswood, had been resprayed in a flat brown - so it looked like a brown cow and, as anyone has driven one would know, handled like a cow so i named her "Bessie the Brown Cow". My second car was a 250 Merc, bought from a little old lady who only drove it to church on...

1. 1970 HG Kingswood (:cry: - Dad made me sell if after i got the Merc) 2. 1971 250 Merc (Mum had it towed away while i was travelling around Oz in 2001) 3. 1985 Oldsmobile (Spent 5 months travelling in the USA in 1995) 4. 1997 Jeep Wrangler (sad to see it go - but it took a bit of...

I saw a couple of interesting plates on the weekend. A commie had the plates IMPURE. I'm not sure whether the owner was trying to say they were a bad person - IMPURE or they actually meant I'M PURE which would make them a good person. In the same vein i saw ATEASE on a ricer - not sure if the...

In the local supermarket carpark i spotted a soft four wheel drive with the plates KUTIPI. I didn't see the owner so i couldn't tell if it was false advertising or not.

Bog Standard VY Series II SV8 - Averages out about 13.5l/100km driving to and from work along the Monash Fwy on the cusp of peak-hour traffic. Open road - under 10l/100km.

My wife bought home a kitten last year and i named it "LB" - short for Little Bugger. The wife thinks i mean "Albie"; and of course i tell her i named it after that great Aussie bushie - "Albie Mangles". If we get another kitten i will try and named it "ALF" - A Little Focker

I was travelling with a mate who had a HG station wagon on a dark wet rainy night, and I told him to gun it round the corner. He totally lost the back end and somehow managed to over correct sending us straight towards a power pole. We hit the gutter which pulled the car to the left, which...

I know a guy who had RUADV8 (Are you a Deviate?) on his 4WD

In regard to : 68. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing. Not sure if that is strictly true, what about blokes in kilts? Remember Princess Mary's old man flashing away at Denmark's Queen Margrethe II at the wedding - not a pretty sight.

I spent 5 months in the good ol' USA touring around in an Oldsmobile. Mainly visiting National Parks but did drive through New York - made sure i arrived on Sunday. Hardly any traffic about - it was an amazing drive - skyscraper after skyskraper and yellow cabs everywhere. San Fransico was...

My first car was a 1970 HG Holden Kingswood - 161 red motor, 3 on the tree, with drum brakes all round. 0-60mph in about 5 minutes, (the shift from 1st to 2nd was a killer). It was a matt brown finish, (never finished the re-spary) - so she looked like a brown cow, handled like a brown cow...

My initials are ‘WJT” and if you try to say it as a word it sounds near enough to “Widget”.