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    Two proud Irish moms: Two Irish mothers, Kate and Lorna were talking about their sons. Kate says, ‘My Patrick is such a saint. He works hard, doesn’t smoke, and he hasn’t so much as looked at a woman in over two years.’ Lorna responds, ‘Well, my Francis is a saint himself. Not only hasn’t he...
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    I was in church today,me mate came up and said,Ive just seen a man come in on cruches take a sip of the holy water and then threw his cruches away,I said wow where is he now? He said flat on his arse by the holy water,,,,,
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    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field. The Englishman says “Look at that fine English cow.” The Scotsman disagreed, saying “No, it’s an Scottish cow.” The Irishman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument. “No, it’s an Irish cow –...
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    The wife said what would really be a nice birthday surprise was if i got her something to run around Town in...So ive bought her a tracksuit and a new pair of trainers.
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    A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher...
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    Pic Of The Day Thread - Read The Rules First!

    One for the princesses @ LS1
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    Teacher asks little Tommy if Jesus walked in the class what would he do, Tommy said I'd put a Bible in his hand and say THIS IS YOUR LIFE!!..
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    Went on a date last night She said,Have you got any pets? I said, A goldfish She said,Whats its name ? I said, Goldie She said Any Hobbies ? I said, He likes swimming,,
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    Pic Of The Day Thread - Read The Rules First!

    One for the Mother Fu*kers from LS1 The Royal Huggers!!!
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    A buxom lady sitting next to me on the train was reading an article about life and death statistics. she turned to me and said, "Did you know that every time I breath somebody dies?".......... "Really?" ,I said, "Have you tried mouthwash?!!"
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    How to get to Heaven from Ireland - A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. 'I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to...
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    A women accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die: 1. Each morning , fix him a healthy breakfast. 2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. 3...
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    A Young Woman was preparing for her Wedding. She asked her Mother to go out and buy a Nice, Long Black Negligee and carefully place it in her Suitcase so it would not Wrinkle. Mum forgot her task, until the last minute, so she dashed out and could only find a Short Pink Nightee. She bought it...
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    Jane Fonda had an abscess tooth removed. Afterwards she noticed that her heart was beating faster so she went to her cardiologist. After he checked her out he told her that there was nothing to worry about. Abscess makes the heart grow Fonda!
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    The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks,"Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra...
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    A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We...
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    Whoo Wooo the lady across the road has said she would make me a Steak&Kidney pie and a promise of afters,,Awww shes just rang to say she can,t make it her hubbys coming home early, I feel like a Bob Marley song No women no pie,,,
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    The Spell Checker Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee...
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    In my town there is a post office. In the porch area are the boxes. Because of covid I tend to avoid being next to others. One day I opened the door to enter and encountered a black guy on his way out. He was a complete stranger to me. I politely stood back to allow him to pass. He politely...
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    A young bride was scouring the aisles of the supermarket. Up and down each aisle she went, then started over again. The store manager noticed this and went over to her. "Can I help you find something, miss?" he asked. "It's Mrs.!", she said proudly, "I just got married." "Congratulations, " said...
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