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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were...

Agree with you 100%

BMW all the way.

I had a feeling that's what he meant too.

Nice one!!!!!

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...." Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just...

ha ha ha ha nice one!!!!

Fully sik man!!! LOL

Last time I posted a cop joke I copped it left,right and center. So before reading the joke below, please note that I do not mean to offend anyone from the police force. A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her shiny new bike stopped beside him...

If you mean good thai technique for MMA, I'd say yes. Good thai technique if you're comparing him to thai boxers, pretty average I'd say. Don't get me wrong, I like Silva and he is devestating in the cage. As an MMA fighter I rate him very highly, but as a thai boxer....no.

I'd have to say GSP. I reckon he's a gun all round and seems like he's not up himself. that jab of his.... lightning quick and sharp.

AHHHHH!!!! I've already lost about 6 times today!!!

Been driving manuals ever since I got my licence so I'd have to say that a standard auto would be great to drive everyday and a manual would be my choice for the weekend car.

I'm now in the game.

An Australian is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The...

It's racist if there are black people in the ad. It's racist if there are no black people in the ad. Doesn't make sense. F**K OFF AMERICA and worry about your own crap!!

pure gold!!!! I'm in stitches

Just out of curiosity, was this k&n filter oiled? Just realised when this thread was started. LOL

You do realise this is a public forum yeah????

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too young to die,' she wails...

I'd have to agree with the first two replies. It sucks, but unfortunently that's what would happen.

I also have had Bosch stuff me around, particularly on vl's, but never an NGK. Bad luck mate.

9 Things I Hate About Some People 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for...

You musn't be doing them correctly. Or you are incredibaly strong. We have a heap of guys doing these at my gym who weigh from 55kg to 85kg and it kills every single one of them.

When you get to 90 degrees, you should keep lifting your leg while sort of doing an ab crunch until your legs touch your head. Then lower your legs while trying not to let your body rock. I think that makes sense.

try doing leg raises while hanging off the chin up bar. While you're hanging, lift your legs as far up as possible while making sure your torso doesn't rock forward and back. If you Google these leg raises you'll find heaps of variations. Good thing is that it works your entire core and not just...

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That's gold!! Love it.

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him...

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at...

The American government recently funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study...

A farmer gets a phone call from his son saying "I've just run over a pig and it's stuck under the tractor alive". "Shoot it" says the farmer "and then bury him". About 20 minutes later, he gets another phone call from his son who says, "done that, what should I do with his speed camera and...

Not that I can't be f****d, but I don't care. That's probably worse though right?

hahahah. Writing down every rego number because you assume that they are low life scumbag and looking at what other cars are doing is a different kettle of fish. And if you were looking at what other cars were doing, you would see the brake lights and slow down accordingly. That's if you didn't...

Every person??? Wouldn't be much time to look where your going then if you're writing down rego numbers evey second. :hmmm:

Shouldn't be compulsory. I don't follow politics enough to make a good judgement on any party. I'm better off not voting.

some people aren't perfect, some people make mistakes, some people can't remember rego's from a week ago and some people can't read a rego plate when a truck's in the way. I wouldn't have thought that if you didn't want to give someone a run, that he/she would start throwing coins or other...

If the vehicle was fitted with that wiper from the production line, it must be on the car and must work.

Could possibly be something to do with your power steering pump. Maybe too much pressure making the steering very, very light. Just a possibility.

That story can't be true. Still made me laugh though.