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Sir-Psycho-Sexy

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No.1

A guy walks into a bar and asks a beautiful girl... Can i buy you a drink?

Girl says.. NO thank you, alcohal is bad for my legs.

Guy... Oh, do they swell???

Girl...No THEY SPREAD!!!

No.2
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Bartender, pour me six shots of vodka!"

The bartender pours the shots, and the man proceeds to drink them one right after the other.

The bartender then asks him, "What's the occasion for six shots of vodka?"

The man replies, "First blowjob."

The bartender tells him, "Oh, well congratulations! In that case, the seventh shot is on the house!"

The man then says, "No, that's fine. If six shots won't take the taste out of my mouth, a seventh one probably won't help either."


:)
 

azkwazere

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No. 2 was funny..... i liked it.... No. 1 sucked more c0ck than the second....

aZk.
 

Sir-Psycho-Sexy

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i'd probably have to agree even though i did post it:yeah:
 

Patrio7

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heard #2 before but #1 was the better imho
 

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Hey

they are both ok but i really like no 2.
 
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