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Morris And His Wife, Esther Went To The Easter Show Every Year.
Every Year, Morris Would Say, "esther, I'd Like To Ride In That
Helicopter."
Esther Always Replied, " I Know Morris, But That Helicopter Ride Is
50 Dollars And 50 Dollars Is 50 Dollars."
A Few Years Later, Esther And Morris Went To The Easter Show.
Morris Said, "esther, I'm 85 Years Old. If I Don't Ride That
Helicopter Now, I Might Never Get Another Chance."
Esther Replied, "morris, That Helicopter Is 50 Dollars And 50
Dollars Is 50 Dollars."
The Pilot Overheard The Couple. He Said, "folks, I'll Make You A
Deal. I'll Take The Both Of You For A Ride If You Can Stay Quiet For The
Entire Ride And Not Say A Word, I Won't Charge You! But If You Say One
Word,
T's 50 Dollars."
Morris And Esther Agreed --- And Up They Went.
The Pilot Did All Kinds Of Fancy Manoeuvers. But Not A Word Was
Heard. He Did His Daredevil Tricks Over And Over Again, But Still Not A
Word.
When They Landed, The Pilot Turned To Morris. He Said, "by Golly, I
Did Everything I Could To Get You To Yell Out, But You Didn't. I'm
Impressed!"
Morris Replied, "well, I Was Going To Say Something When Esther
Fell Out, But 50 Dollars Is 50 Dollars."
Every Year, Morris Would Say, "esther, I'd Like To Ride In That
Helicopter."
Esther Always Replied, " I Know Morris, But That Helicopter Ride Is
50 Dollars And 50 Dollars Is 50 Dollars."
A Few Years Later, Esther And Morris Went To The Easter Show.
Morris Said, "esther, I'm 85 Years Old. If I Don't Ride That
Helicopter Now, I Might Never Get Another Chance."
Esther Replied, "morris, That Helicopter Is 50 Dollars And 50
Dollars Is 50 Dollars."
The Pilot Overheard The Couple. He Said, "folks, I'll Make You A
Deal. I'll Take The Both Of You For A Ride If You Can Stay Quiet For The
Entire Ride And Not Say A Word, I Won't Charge You! But If You Say One
Word,
T's 50 Dollars."
Morris And Esther Agreed --- And Up They Went.
The Pilot Did All Kinds Of Fancy Manoeuvers. But Not A Word Was
Heard. He Did His Daredevil Tricks Over And Over Again, But Still Not A
Word.
When They Landed, The Pilot Turned To Morris. He Said, "by Golly, I
Did Everything I Could To Get You To Yell Out, But You Didn't. I'm
Impressed!"
Morris Replied, "well, I Was Going To Say Something When Esther
Fell Out, But 50 Dollars Is 50 Dollars."
