muso
Member
- Joined
- Sep 8, 2005
- Messages
- 333
- Reaction score
- 9
- Points
- 18
- Age
- 60
- Location
- South Australia
- Members Ride
- BA xr6 turbo Heinrich tuned to 300 rwkw's
Why did the blonde get confused in the toilet?
She was not used to pulling her own pants down.
Why did the blonde fail her driving test?
As soon as she parked she started to take off her clothes, then she opened the door to let the clutch out.
Two blondes talking, " what is further away Melbourne or the moon?
The other blonde replies, " Derrrr you can see the moon!"
Why did the blonde refuse to talk whilst engaging in sex?
Her mother always said not to talk to strangers.
Why do blondes drive BMW's?
It is the only car they can spell.
She was not used to pulling her own pants down.
Why did the blonde fail her driving test?
As soon as she parked she started to take off her clothes, then she opened the door to let the clutch out.
Two blondes talking, " what is further away Melbourne or the moon?
The other blonde replies, " Derrrr you can see the moon!"
Why did the blonde refuse to talk whilst engaging in sex?
Her mother always said not to talk to strangers.
Why do blondes drive BMW's?
It is the only car they can spell.