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An armless joke

Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by Dayvo, Aug 15, 2019.

  1. Dayvo

    Dayvo Because i can

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    A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said ‘Have you ever had a hug?’ The man said ‘No’, so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said ‘Have you ever had a kiss?’ The man said ‘No,’ so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third really beautiful woman came up to him and said, ‘Have you ever been fucked?’ The fellow said ‘No.’ She said, ‘Well you will be soon, the tide's coming in.’
     
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    What do you call this same guy in a pool ?















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