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another johnny joke

Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by bangers, Jul 30, 2006.

  1. bangers

    bangers New Member

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    Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was
    born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the
    hospital, Johnnie's family were invited over to see the baby. Before
    they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and
    explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he
    so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said
    the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came
    back home.

    Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
    When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The
    mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie." Johnnie said, "He has
    beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a
    cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
    "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful - the Doctor said he
    will have 20/20 vision."
    "That's great", said Little Johnnie, "cos he'd be f**ked if he needed
    glasses ..."
     
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    Patrio7 3Y3 K4N 5P33K 1337.

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    hey he didnt say ears lol good one
     

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