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Another Woman Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by B-roca, Feb 20, 2011.

  1. Feb 20, 2011 #1
    B-roca

    B-roca I’m an F-18, bro

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    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
     
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  2. Feb 20, 2011 #2
    tHe_sTiG

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    Haahaahaa!!! :rofl2: I'm sure quite a few men would die for that!
     
    tHe_sTiG, Feb 20, 2011
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  3. Feb 21, 2011 #3
    TXB-409

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    love that! hahahahaha
     
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  4. Feb 21, 2011 #4
    Verynice

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    Lmaoooooooo
     
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    FstStig

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    A real oldie but still a good one.
     
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    Sharlock

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    Lol..
    Its really a funniest joke I have ever heard and I will definitely gonna share it with my friends on Facebook.. ;)
     
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  7. Feb 24, 2011 #7
    Liberator

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    Toose

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    I really like this joke.. Hope other members also enjoy this.
    I'll share this with friends..
     
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  9. Sep 30, 2011 #9
    CAPRILICIOUS WL

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    Lol, makes me laugh every time I hear it. :p
     
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  10. Sep 30, 2011 #10
    Jesterarts

    Jesterarts Your freedom ends where mine begins

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    Haha... man, that one has been around since before I was even a dirty thought in my old mans head.
     
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  11. Sep 30, 2011 #11
    Like a Boss

    Like a Boss [PZVNGI]

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    lmaoo thats good.
     
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  12. Sep 30, 2011 #12
    bj42turbo

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    omg that is such an old joke but still funny
     
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