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bazcom

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I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every
day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case. :thumbsup:
 

Outlaw Torn

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thats bloody good lol
 

Patrio7

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well according to red dwarf, just wait for the second big bang :p
 

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have you been watching merc's adds again haha:yeah:
 

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Patrio7 said:
well according to red dwarf, just wait for the second big bang :p
Lol, or go find a black hole.
 
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